Iam so hungry...it's 11:46 and i have about 2 hours left of school..it's gona be tough not to pass out in English...damit..i really wish a vitman water and a black bean buritto from Mrs.Green's would fall out of the sky..Ow Damn..i shouldn't even tease myself ( Read more... )

Eh..hello..anybody out there?

a four year old sniffed my ass in church

I haven't done this is such a long time. It's pretty damn hard to just write out of thin air. Plus, half the shit that's going on in my head doesn't deserve to be publicly displayed. I guess ill just keep it simple. Do you ever have that feeling that another chapter in your life is happening before your eyes, like someone turned the page without ( Read more... )

COOL BEANS.
twinkle twinkle litter star how i wonder what you are.

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"i can't walk in a stright line"

y dont they just make green katchup with Green tomotes?

WOW. WHAT A TRIP. i woke up with a sticker on my face?
I love my slaps

I can't drive!! mm yea yea! i passed my test!! what a relief! so if ur stuck some place and i like ya. gimme a call and i might just save yo ass.