three things make a groan and giggle post

[lanning]

First, the winner? of the UK's Bad Sex in Fiction Award is Rowan Somerville. Mr. Somerville has the distinction of being nominated for the award on the basis of a single phrase, using “nose of the loveliest nocturnal animal, sniffing in the night” to describe a nipple. Yeah, he got paid for that. Sniffing nipples. I have so much to learn

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[tehomet]

Crikey.

[lanning]

*snorfle* Succinct. I like it.

[tehomet]

:D

[tonicollins]

dust moats. Falls overs laughing.

[lanning]

*snicker* I have to admit to surprise at that one. I mean, this is a pro novel, however ghastly -- surely it's edited before it goes to print? I mean, at least a line edit? I mean...dust moats. *sigh*