First, the winner? of the UK's Bad Sex in Fiction Award is
Rowan Somerville. Mr. Somerville has the distinction of being nominated for the award on the basis of a single phrase, using “nose of the loveliest nocturnal animal, sniffing in the night” to describe a nipple. Yeah, he got paid for that. Sniffing nipples. I have so much to learn
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