Two years!!!!

[lannamichaels]

Holy shit, guys, it's been two years since I sang I Wanna Be Sedated and went on my merry way to NO BOOB LAND.

I still cannot even express just how amazing this has been. Flat Chest is wonderful. Things aren't hurting! Things aren't constantly in the way! I can take them off. I can go run errands and decide, you know what, I am not going to put

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[marag]

Bras with pockets! That's awesome :D Now that my kids are past breastfeeding age, I would find pockets significantly more useful than boobs, honestly.

And coats in shuls. Yes. Back in March or April, I was in the shul library waiting for my daughter to get out of Hebrew school and I saw a jacket lying on a table. "How funny, that looks like my hubby's jacket. I guess I should see if I can figure out who it belongs to."

I looked in the pockets and found a folded up piece of paper. Which was the dental bill I had handed to my husband the week before. After some eyerolling, I brought him home his jacket.

[lannamichaels]

Heh. The power of the shul attracts random jackets and then doesn't let them go.