I have removed
the boobs
that were on
my chest

and which
you were probably
saving
for recurrence

Fuck off
they were dangerous
so disruptive
and so painful

...getting that mastectomy is still the best thing I have ever done.

This message brought to you by water hitting the nerves in the shower in a way that felt like I had a nipple, and the ( Read more... )

It occured to me while making dinner how much more annoying the last couple days would have been if I'd had to experience it while also having boobs. It also turns out, checking the calendar, that next week is three (!) years since No Boob Yay ( Read more... )

For some reason I thought it was May 25th, but I just checked the procedures tab of my medical spreadsheet (I outsource my memory to Microsoft) and that says May 24th. SOOOO, surprise happy ten year anniversary to the breast reduction surgery that saved my life in multiple ways! \o ( Read more... )

A light and breezy 5 things fic where the Leverage crew takes on the breast cancer awareness industry, to commemorate the tenth anniversary of "we found cancer ( Read more... )

Holy shit, guys, it's been two years since I sang I Wanna Be Sedated and went on my merry way to NO BOOB LAND.

I still cannot even express just how amazing this has been. Flat Chest is wonderful. Things aren't hurting! Things aren't constantly in the way! I can take them off. I can go run errands and decide, you know what, I am not going to put ( Read more... )

One year ago, I got my boobs chopped off. STILL THE BEST THING EVER. ( ABSOLUTELY THE BEST THING EVER )

I got an automated form letter from UPMC telling me that it's time to schedule my annual mammogram.

HA HA GUESS WHAT IT WILL NEVER BE TIME TO SCHEDULE MY ANNUAL MAMMOGRAM EVER AGAIN I WIN I WIN I WIN :D :D :D

this speaks to an interesting question about medical records talking to each other and verification and all that, but LOL I DON'T CARE I ( Read more... )

It is extremely enjoyable to suddenly have itchingness in your right boob when you do not have a right boob anymore ( Read more... )

The nerves on the left side of the incision scar have decided to throw themselves a party or something, because owwww and deep throbby kinda-itchy pain that feels about an inch long but is probably much less. I'm definitely feeling the pull more when I raise my arm. Less numbness for maybe yay ( Read more... )

Holy shit, it's been six months. It seems like only two months ago that I was wrapping up my So, I Had Surgery post! ...oh, wait, it was.

Um, yes, well.

Internet, I write to you six months along to say STILL SO AWESOME.( Read more... )