Title: A Discussion In Very Few Words
Series: None; one-shot
Rating: G
Characters: Paulien van Deutekom, Ireen Wüst
Pairing: Ambiguously Paulien van Deutekom/Ireen Wüst
Disclaimer: Lies.
Word Count: 100
Warnings: None
Spoilers: None
Notes: Crack? Me? Never! Brought to you by 31_days (you fear blood more and more) and femslash100 (weekly challenge 258: after), ( Read more... )

Title: A Way
Series: None; one-shot
Rating: PG
Characters: unspecified
Pairing: unspecified
Disclaimer: Lies.
Word Count: 110
Notes: Yup, more non-descript angst. Brought to you by: 31_days (more vital than sane); femslash100’s weekly challenge #241, Maps; and femslash100’s 2010 Tarot Challenge 13, Death.
Summary: The only escape left was to quit. But it was too early retire ( Read more... )

Title: Self-Preservation in the Workplace
Series: Conflicts of Interest
Rating: G
Characters: Ireen Wüst, Paulien van Deutekom
Pairing: Ireen Wüst/Paulien van Deutekom
Disclaimer: Lies and also AU
Word Count: ± 107
Notes: Truly I am the master of random silliness! Written for today’s 31_days prompt (evolution's auto-pilot); femslash100’s weekly challenge #241, ( Read more... )

Title: Sage Advice
Series: None; one-shot
Rating: G
Characters: Ireen Wüst
Pairing: various; unmentioned
Disclaimer: All made up.
Word Count: 100
Notes: Elections broke my brain, trufax. femslash100’s weekly challenge #240 (“remainder”), for which I used #231 Messagefemslash100’s 2010 Tarot Challenge 09, The Hermit.
Summary: It also helped that she was at the center ( Read more... )

Title: One for the Books
Series: None; one-shot
Rating: G
Characters: Unspecified
Pairing: None (former unspecified/unspecified)
Disclaimer: Lies. I made it all up.
Word Count: 100
Notes: Written for today’s 31_days (conjuring oneself out of zilch); femslash100’s weekly challenge #240 (“remainder”), for which I used #233 Book and femslash100’s 2010 Tarot Challenge 01, The ( Read more... )

Title: Keepsake
Series: None; one-shot
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Character death
Characters: pov-character
Pairing: pov-character/unspecified
Disclaimer: These events have never occurred; no one was harmed in the writing of this fic.
Word Count: 202
Notes: So, uh, these are technically OCs. But then again, they sort of aren’t, because their context ( Read more... )

Title: Weaponized
Series: None (one-shot)
Rating: R to be safe
Warnings: implied abuse and non-con (as well as general unpleasantness and hopelessness)
Characters: pov-character, unspecified1, unspecified2
Pairing: unspecified1/pov-character, unspecified2/pov-character
Disclaimer: 100+% untrue
Word Count: 100.
Notes: Does it look like I ( Read more... )