Am I married to britney yet?

britney was suppose to marry me but then i fell off the carriage we were in and i was stuck all alone on the streets of vegas and she didn't notice cause she was drunk so she though that Mr. Bean guy was me and married him and was like oops i did it again sorry we have to annull the marriage because hi i was going to marry lance bye bye bye so i ( Read more... )

I am sorry I forgot my journal name. rofl
gosh I am so stupid. don't comment on that
Britney will you got out with me tomorrow night, plz?

Where'd Britney go? I can't find her. ;[

I just noticed that when Britney uploaded my icons she messed with my keywords. Britney I love you, but never do that again, please. I am very anal retentive.

I see everyone is just thrilled to see me back. I am delighted to say that I am as well. I'd never thought I'd dig myself out of my own grave. Perhaps I haven't. Jackson my dog must've ( Read more... )

Don't ask. I'll explain. Britney made me get a journal.