were we watching the same video? "the boys be stalking me?" yeah, i know how cool we thought it was to do that mess in middle school/high school, but there was nothing "kiddie" about that video. except maybe the wardrobe. why'd those fools look like they were channeling 1993? hell, they could've starred in House Party with that mess.
and the message was absolutely horrible. whose Mom is going to tell their obviously over-developed child that in order to "fit-in" and be liked and popular, it's all about how you look? you see, this is why we need those After School Specials again.
not that the kids would ever see it. they're too busy outside the back of my apartment building giving each other head. UGH! (sorry, i'm ranting again. am i ranting? i'm SORRY. these kids out here are driving me nuts!)
and, and!! of course we like the beat; it's been the basis for at least 123743972uo23 songs. let it die, already. we get it.
um...did you not see the END of the video when her mother told her it was her all along...perhaps because it's not laced into the song you didn't catch it...
and at 13...boys do stalk...they don't just walk up and say hello...they follow you around until they are forced to say something.
And hello...it's better than HE's my man and I LOVE HIM....be real...you're a child...there is not LOVE at that age.
Holy crap, that's terrible. You know who don't make the best lyricists? 13-year-olds.
Also, this entire song is retarded. "Man, I wish I were popular." "Well, daughter, let's face facts - your personality sucks, you're not that smart, and you're no me in the looks department, though you do have those lovely vacuous Whatever That Movie Is With Freaky Kids eyes. Here's your only hope: some lip gloss."
Is this what we've come to, hip hop? From name-dropping liquors, Jacob the Jeweler, and fresh gear to generic products? Where's the Nelly brand of dental floss, or a song about the best floor mats for ya ride?
can't you just see her and her Mom laboring over the lyrics???
"Ma. what rhymes with poppin'?" "um... lessee. there's droppin', there's stoppin'--" "I GOT IT! JOCKIN'!!!" "no, dear. i really think you should use stoppin'. we must follow the rhyming rules set out by Yeats." "well... i really like jockin'. can't we use both and just like, i dunno, interchange them or somethin'?" "*sigh* ALL right. why not. hey, that's kind of fly. i be lovin' it- i be i be lovin' it! we're gonna be RICH from this shit, baby!"
save room in the cave for me. i've got the tequila. maybe we can numb the pain.
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And at least she's just talking about her lip gloss...hell, she's a kid and it's a kiddie song...I'm all for that...
Better than that pseudo I want to be grown crap all the other teen stars are trying to do.
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and the message was absolutely horrible. whose Mom is going to tell their obviously over-developed child that in order to "fit-in" and be liked and popular, it's all about how you look? you see, this is why we need those After School Specials again.
not that the kids would ever see it. they're too busy outside the back of my apartment building giving each other head. UGH! (sorry, i'm ranting again. am i ranting? i'm SORRY. these kids out here are driving me nuts!)
and, and!! of course we like the beat; it's been the basis for at least 123743972uo23 songs. let it die, already. we get it.
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and at 13...boys do stalk...they don't just walk up and say hello...they follow you around until they are forced to say something.
And hello...it's better than HE's my man and I LOVE HIM....be real...you're a child...there is not LOVE at that age.
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Also, this entire song is retarded. "Man, I wish I were popular." "Well, daughter, let's face facts - your personality sucks, you're not that smart, and you're no me in the looks department, though you do have those lovely vacuous Whatever That Movie Is With Freaky Kids eyes. Here's your only hope: some lip gloss."
Is this what we've come to, hip hop? From name-dropping liquors, Jacob the Jeweler, and fresh gear to generic products? Where's the Nelly brand of dental floss, or a song about the best floor mats for ya ride?
This is why I live in a pop culture cave.
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"Ma. what rhymes with poppin'?"
"um... lessee. there's droppin', there's stoppin'--"
"I GOT IT! JOCKIN'!!!"
"no, dear. i really think you should use stoppin'. we must follow the rhyming rules set out by Yeats."
"well... i really like jockin'. can't we use both and just like, i dunno, interchange them or somethin'?"
"*sigh* ALL right. why not. hey, that's kind of fly. i be lovin' it- i be i be lovin' it! we're gonna be RICH from this shit, baby!"
save room in the cave for me. i've got the tequila. maybe we can numb the pain.
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