OK. Here's The Situation.

[lanajax]

my parents went away on a week's vacation, and... they left the keys to the brand new Porsche! will they mind? hmmm... well... of COURSE not

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[hilarytheguy]

That's fun - a photoessay on what hair looks like if it actually changes. I have had the "generic white guy haircut" for nigh on a damn decade now, and sadly, that's a big step up from the mohawk that wouldn't spike I had before that (it flopped pathetically to the point where I gave up and called it a "Morrisseyhawk").

Still, I gotta push for the Lady of Rage afro puffs, mostly because I have not seen a single person with that hairstyle since then. If I could grow it, I would have a bumpin' high top fade right now...

[lanajax]

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high top fade bring back horrid images of Vanilla Ice. please tell me you wouldn't go the Ice route. if so, i'll have to retract my standing marriage proposal.

[poeticalpanther]

YO! Damn, you pretty.

*fans self*

[lanajax]

tee hee. stop making me all girly and blushy and stuff.

[chrissstopher]

i think i love you!

[lanajax]

and then she saiiiiiiiiid "i love you back!"

[markii187]

Oooo! Pretty!

** ::fuckkisses:: **

[lanajax]

*swooooooooooooooooon*

[aeroplanic]

Whew check you out you hunka hunka burnin' leurve! :) Never mind your damn hair, you have the perfectest lips.

OOOH. I turned all the ghey.

[lanajax]

ghey is hot. i'm likely to turn ghey if i ever get a gander at your new boobies. oooh, won'tcha lemme have a peek, pllllllleeeeeeeeaaaaaaaassssssse?

[aeroplanic]

Haha, maybe when the scars are all gone you'll get a little treat, Lane me old bud! :) I'll be all flaunting their bounty all over the place. Gimme a margarita and I'll be shaking them all over the place. Screw the girls with the big implants, reduction is the way to go!