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Jun 12, 2005 11:07

i am officially over Destiny's Child. omg i so fought against the whole Bouncy hate thing, but goddammit, i draw the line at "Cater to You". what the HELL did they just say?!

i'll keep my body up for you?!<-- bitch even YOU don't have that body, it's been airbrushed and shellacked, remember? HELLO?!

i'll keep my hair done?<-- what woman in the ( Read more... )

rants, articulating a statement on bullshit, bouncing reality checks, music, bad music

Comments 15

litos June 12 2005, 11:44:09 UTC

No, seriously, I support this sentiment.

I've even had women who wanted to treat me that way. It never works out. That's not what I am looking for in a relationship and they are too shallow to offer anything deeper than hot apple pie and a nice hole.

-K

lanajax June 13 2005, 08:41:52 UTC

lol... nice hole. wow. LOL, my god you have a way with words.

Is he Jesus? mixmaster_mo June 12 2005, 11:45:34 UTC

Taken in context, probably the best line I've ever read in an LJ entry. Ha ha.

Re: Is he Jesus? lanajax June 13 2005, 08:42:46 UTC

how'd your party go? i got that we hate state troopers, but it's about the sex toys, girl. damn. i should've told you to take pictures.

Re: Is he Jesus? mixmaster_mo June 13 2005, 09:38:02 UTC

No. It was seriously fantastic. The ladies were fun. I had a blast. I can see this thing working!

Re: Is he Jesus? lanajax June 20 2005, 21:59:40 UTC

that's awesome. what a fun part time job to have.

annina_writes June 12 2005, 12:51:36 UTC

Barbie Doll makeover kit? ROFL!!!!!!!!

Let me cater to you, indeed! Yeah right.

I really loved Destiny's Child. My fav song of theirs is still The Joint is Jumpin'...but geeze, Beyonce must've seriously run out of material to write songs about.

You are a riot, my friend!! Megahugs!

lanajax June 13 2005, 08:47:18 UTC

i liked them a lot too. i just don't get how they can sing Independent Woman one year and this mess the next. where's the integrity? i'm so mad at them!

annina_writes June 13 2005, 12:56:30 UTC

I'm so hip...even my errors are correct.
Hehehe! You rock, m'dear!

DC: I totally agree. What were they thinking?

lanajax June 20 2005, 21:51:09 UTC

"I'm so hip...even my errors are correct"...

it's a poem by Nikki Giovanni. alas, i cannot take the credit

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! rhoyalblu June 13 2005, 08:02:57 UTC

Who loves you more than me right now?!?!?! NOBODY!!!!!! Me and Juanis call it the "Let Me Be Your Slave" song...hahahahahaha....

Re: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! lanajax June 13 2005, 08:48:33 UTC

who dat is (^ up there, in the icon)

Re: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! rhoyalblu June 13 2005, 10:43:52 UTC

that is the BEAUTIFUL Manu Ginobili...
I know you don't like the Spurs and all, but he's the father of my future children. Even if he doesn't know it yet.

Okay you got problems... funny but problems still the same danygirl128 June 17 2005, 13:47:05 UTC

I have not laughed so much in my life... Barbie makeover kit.... Jay-z sold seperatly... LOL... wow, only you could combine those unrelated visions and make them relate... Luv you girl

Re: Okay you got problems... funny but problems still the same lanajax June 20 2005, 21:50:01 UTC

DANI? child... that you? oh my lord, i'm seeing things.