I saw a squirrel! It went like this: "..."
As seen on the track bed of the 'Q' train this morning. If you are squeamish, avoid. Well, at least until you finish your drink.
It's not like I haven't seen small mangled animals before... but wait, this isn't mangled, it's just... ugh. I wonder what happened, and how it got there. It's all highly suspicious, methinks.
You know who should be investigating this? The Rescue Rangers. What if it was reimagined as a serious detective show? Chip would be standing there, cup of coffee in hand (hazelnut of course), and he'd be all like:
"That poor $%#ing bastard."
Dale would show up, probably chewing some nicotine gum because he's trying to quit smoking (again) and he'd probably contaminate the crime scene (again). I could see Monty as the "Fat Man" character, maybe he'd be smoking cigars. Okay, scratch that, smoked cheese because he's all over that shit.
Gadget is your criminologist, typical CSI dork. As for Zipper... well, there's only one thing that flies do to corpses, okay?
"BZZZ bzzzz BZZZZ bzzzz zzz... bzzzz... zzz."
(Translation: "Excuse me, I have to go lay some eggs right... over... there.")
It's not like I haven't seen small mangled animals before... but wait, this isn't mangled, it's just... ugh. I wonder what happened, and how it got there. It's all highly suspicious, methinks.
You know who should be investigating this? The Rescue Rangers. What if it was reimagined as a serious detective show? Chip would be standing there, cup of coffee in hand (hazelnut of course), and he'd be all like:
"That poor $%#ing bastard."
Dale would show up, probably chewing some nicotine gum because he's trying to quit smoking (again) and he'd probably contaminate the crime scene (again). I could see Monty as the "Fat Man" character, maybe he'd be smoking cigars. Okay, scratch that, smoked cheese because he's all over that shit.
Gadget is your criminologist, typical CSI dork. As for Zipper... well, there's only one thing that flies do to corpses, okay?
"BZZZ bzzzz BZZZZ bzzzz zzz... bzzzz... zzz."
(Translation: "Excuse me, I have to go lay some eggs right... over... there.")