No, you didn't miss part 2. There never was a part 2 on LJ.So this morning I was grabbing a quick glass of juice before I went to work, and as I chugged it down I happened to glance at the bird cage. I did not see the bird. So I thought it was probably hiding behind the towel draped on the cage, since it has a tendency to do that when people get ( Read more... )

Yesterday I woke up and heard my father downstairs talking in a weird, cooing voice. Like he was talking to a dog, but that seemed unlikely so I thought maybe it was one of my young cousins. I went downstairs to discover there was a parakeet on the shelf ( Read more... )

Is it just me, or are MP3 players starting to look less like music-playing devices and more like vibrators ( Read more... )

As seen on the track bed of the 'Q' train this morning. If you are squeamish, avoid. Well, at least until you finish your drink.

( Where his head go? )

I do not think that was a cranberry orange muffin I just ate. For starters, the dark blobs that were supposed to be cranberries weren't tart enough. And there were nuts. Who puts nuts in a cranberry orange muffin ( Read more... )