Today's Dilbert Blog

[lalaith82]

Nature’s Jet Pack

If you lived on a planet with almost no gravity, would you be able to fly just by peeing?

Discuss

Comments

[causticus]

Not very well. Consider; how much do you weigh? How much does an average total urination weigh? At what velocity is it expelled? Without doing the actual math, I suspect the propulsion would be marginal at best. You could probably get a little bit of boost out of it, but hardly much more than that.

[mischiefmeister]

sooo would....but it would be more like drifting...and you would have had to have drunk a looooot of apple juice

[searat]

It's suck to have a dream about pissing....cause then you'd wake up in the sky and then fall on your ass....slowly....but you'd fall nonetheless.... :)

[mischiefmeister]

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