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[laidbackprez]

So...who wants to keep the president company tonight? I won't order you to. Though it is tempting... Sometimes, a guy just needs attention in those special places.

Ahaha... I can't say it's a one-time sort of offer, but I could really use the relief. Maybe I'll go see if Sket-Dan wants to offer support...

[ooc: He's uh ...very amorous and

Comments

[proficiently]

Relieve. Alleviate. Palliate. Assuage. To provide physical relief, as from pain.

You're in pain?

[laidbackprez]

Ahaha... something like that. I'd say more like discomfort.

[proficiently]

Sexual frustration?

There is a curse.

[laidbackprez]

That's pretty much the case. So... are you offering ?

[disbanding]

Sir, any need for company you have surely can be seen to by the student council.

[laidbackprez]

You sure? I mean Sket-Dan's always been so helpful... I'm not saying the Student Council won't do a good job, but sometimes a guy needs an extra hand if you know what I mean.

[disbanding]

As an elected officer, yourself, you should know that those of us elected to the position of aiding the student body are far more skilled and dedicated than the Sket Dan could ever hope to be.

Simply put forth your need and we can begin arranging a plan of attack, sir.

[laidbackprez]

...I don't think you get my meaning here at all, but if you're really that adamant about it, I suppose we can have a private meeting and I can show you.

Congratulations! You are the proud recipient of...!

[civilizing]

[ The following items!

- a Marvin Gaye CD
- a Bottle of Dom Peringnon
- a box of chocolate dipped strawberries
- Condom assortment
- Flavored lubricant assortment
- A ball gag with a leash attatched

The card reads: Kaichou, I have taken the liberty of assembling all the appropriate accoutrements for your evening. If you must do this, by all means, be safe and enjoy yourself. ♥

~ Mimorin ]

>]

[laidbackprez]

[ From very remote location ]

[civilizing]

Locked

Take pictures! ♥

Perhaps we could sell them? Surrepitously, of course. If Tsubaki-kun found out, I'm sure he'd be exceedingly upset.

[From his pimp chair]

[laidbackprez]

Well, I don't think there will be much time for that, but you know you're welcome to join.

1/???

[sketdanchou]

[sketdanchou]

EVERY TIME I HAVE A SINGLE POSITIVE FEELING TOWARDS THE STUDENT COUNCIL-

Re: 1/???

[sketdanchou]

1

[sketdanchou]

2

c- can't even process what she's seeing

[scarysecretary]

President?

...Is something wrong?

>]

[laidbackprez]

Daisy...Have I ever told you how beautiful you look when you demean people? ...I'm just joking! Want to keep me company for the night?

EVERYTHING SHE KNOWS IS A LIE

[scarysecretary]

I- I am not certain on which course of action to take.

Normally, all who demean the president would be punished.

But when he demeans himself...

...at the least the cake is not a lie for once ? D=

[laidbackprez]

Well, you don't have to think of a decision right away. Though it would help. I'd really like it if you come over as quickly as possible for relief.