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[laidbackprez]

So...who wants to keep the president company tonight? I won't order you to. Though it is tempting... Sometimes, a guy just needs attention in those special places.

Ahaha... I can't say it's a one-time sort of offer, but I could really use the relief. Maybe I'll go see if Sket-Dan wants to offer support...

[ooc: He's uh ...very amorous and

Comments

[proficiently]

Relieve. Alleviate. Palliate. Assuage. To provide physical relief, as from pain.

You're in pain?

[laidbackprez]

Ahaha... something like that. I'd say more like discomfort.

[proficiently]

Sexual frustration?

There is a curse.

[laidbackprez]

That's pretty much the case. So... are you offering ?

[proficiently]

Offering?

No.

[laidbackprez]

Really?

[proficiently]

Yes.

[laidbackprez]

I don't suppose I can get my treasurer to pay you off ?

[proficiently]

That's unnecessary. I have money.

[laidbackprez]

Well, I tried.

[proficiently]

Yes. It was a commendable effort.