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We don't have to take our clothes off
to have a good time, oh no
We could dance and party all night
and drink some cherry wine
na na na na na, na na

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Work is .... unreal sometimes. Wish I was a billionaire like that Onassis girl that just inherited 2 billion. Godd fucking grief she would'nt have to work a day in her life if she didnt want to. My website is undergoing a facelift again because everyone at work is looking at it and its too racy for the professional world ( Read more... )

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I met him today. Pearl Jam leadsinger Eddie Vedder. He is a good looking man, a really cool guy, way too short. But he still grabs the supermodels though. He's like shaking everybody elses hand and then its my turn and ofcourse he can't pronounce my name. I say it twice, he says nice to meet you and the whole time I'm fucking staring at his face ( Read more... )

If this life was suddenly a Lord of the Rings movie, I'd be an elf and screw that hottie Orland Bloom ( Read more... )

I was at the beach this saturday, drinking, sucking it up with my gals when this cop stops by us. We all think he's gonna bust us cause we got beer in our hands, but no, he tells us to stay away from the water cause the waves are 50 FEET ( Read more... )