blozor recently presented us with the saga of two cows, as culled from an internet message board. I put in a personal request and he gave me the MORMONISM maxim
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Canada: ...Since it's free and your toe kinda hurts, you go see a brain surgeon.
LOL. I wish. It took me months of begging to get a referral to a pain specialist. It will take years of waiting to get to see her. If I needed brain surgery, I'd probably be dead by then.
At least with an HMO, I'd probably get the appointment sooner so I'd leave my primary care physician alone. Here, I can pester them all I want, but they've gotten their $whatever.. ($46?) for the visit, and they're done with you by the time they say hello... :(
AUSTRALIA: You have two cows. They are Brahmin cows and not Herefords, so you keep them behind razor wire in the desert for six years before giving them a minimum wage job, poor housing and a permanent sense of endenturement. You milk their offspring and sell it to Japan.
NEW ZEALAND: You have two cows. You slip them a roofie. A month later, they wonder why you never call.
VEGANISM: You "have" two cows, although you renounce language that implies ownership and instead refer to yourself as a guardian. You and your comrade cows join the underground AR movement and take secret video of factory farms.
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LOL. I wish. It took me months of begging to get a referral to a pain specialist. It will take years of waiting to get to see her. If I needed brain surgery, I'd probably be dead by then.
At least with an HMO, I'd probably get the appointment sooner so I'd leave my primary care physician alone. Here, I can pester them all I want, but they've gotten their $whatever.. ($46?) for the visit, and they're done with you by the time they say hello... :(
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AUSTRALIA: You have two cows. They are Brahmin cows and not Herefords, so you keep them behind razor wire in the desert for six years before giving them a minimum wage job, poor housing and a permanent sense of endenturement. You milk their offspring and sell it to Japan.
NEW ZEALAND: You have two cows. You slip them a roofie. A month later, they wonder why you never call.
VEGANISM: You "have" two cows, although you renounce language that implies ownership and instead refer to yourself as a guardian. You and your comrade cows join the underground AR movement and take secret video of factory farms.
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This is why we are in love.
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