You Have Two Cows

Jun 18, 2007 07:14

blozor recently presented us with the saga of two cows, as culled from an internet message board. I put in a personal request and he gave me the MORMONISM maxim ( Read more... )

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akamoe June 19 2007, 01:00:32 UTC
Canada: ...Since it's free and your toe kinda hurts, you go see a brain surgeon.

LOL. I wish. It took me months of begging to get a referral to a pain specialist. It will take years of waiting to get to see her. If I needed brain surgery, I'd probably be dead by then.

At least with an HMO, I'd probably get the appointment sooner so I'd leave my primary care physician alone. Here, I can pester them all I want, but they've gotten their $whatever.. ($46?) for the visit, and they're done with you by the time they say hello... :(

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infloresence June 19 2007, 01:05:02 UTC
To that, I'll add:

AUSTRALIA: You have two cows. They are Brahmin cows and not Herefords, so you keep them behind razor wire in the desert for six years before giving them a minimum wage job, poor housing and a permanent sense of endenturement. You milk their offspring and sell it to Japan.

NEW ZEALAND: You have two cows. You slip them a roofie. A month later, they wonder why you never call.

VEGANISM: You "have" two cows, although you renounce language that implies ownership and instead refer to yourself as a guardian. You and your comrade cows join the underground AR movement and take secret video of factory farms.

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mybodyitleaks June 19 2007, 07:54:05 UTC
QUEENSLAND: You have two cows. They are batshit insane and produce milk at temperatures over 50 C.

This is why we are in love.

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