Quotes

[lagizma]

First, your quotes on defenestration:
How about: "If you don't shut the fuck up, I'm going to defenestrate you." I bet that would strike fear in the hearts of the stupid. It sounds somewhat like a lovely cross between "disembowel" and "castrate." -- blozorOf course, back in the 1600's, one could quite seriously say "I tax fenestrations", when asked what

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[musashi270]

Mais naturellement, comment pourrait-il être autrement ?

[blozor]

Jesus Christ I have a lot of quotes in this round-up. I feel like a quote hog. Of course, I do try to make statements that stand on their own. Sometimes.

It's very hard for me to accept praise. I think it's because I think 90% of anything I do sucks outright. But it does mean a lot to me, so thank you.

I agree with the dude with the sign. Who wants to bone a bony chick? They have enough bones jutting out everywhere as it is. (And yes, there's a difference between being small or skinny but still curvy and starving yourself until you have the physique of a ten-year-old boy.)

[lagizma]

All I do is collect quotable passages in a file, and toss them up with I have enough. So yours just strike me! Go read further praise for you in the comment below. You are the subject of co-worker conversation between people I've never met.

[lagizma]

Oh, and I felt kind of bad about the juxtaposition of the one about pickaxing the neighbor and shooting people in customer service. I worried that I might give you a bad rep.

[zenithblue]

My friend drawgirl frequently reads my friends page, mostly because she's an lj skeptic and has no entertaining friends of her own (besides, of course, yours truly). She actually e-mailed me at work today to say "Did you see lagizma's post about the text messaging terrorists? I laughed my ass off."

So your (and blozor's) dark influence is expanding.

Just so's ya know.

[lagizma]

She should read blozor all the time, then! And I'll happily add her to my friends page.

That terrorist phone call is so funny. I totally suck when I try to relate it to anyone. It only works in its original form.

Blozor is a blog in the true sense--he's writing for the world, not for lj-friends, and I highly recommend adding him to your daily intake. He's slow on the adds back, but it isn't for any personal reason.

[blozor]

Yeah, it's somewhere between severe sleep deprivation and reading slowly. The former of the two is also why I only write quality posts a few times a week.