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[lagizma]

Yes! I am so going to be the CEO of my company in a few years: Drinkers earn 10 to 14 percent more money at their jobs than nondrinkers, according to a new Reason Foundation report by economists Bethany Peters, Ph.D., and Edward Stringham, Ph.D.I am the Queen of the Coupon Diaries, and I write strongly-worded letters like nothing else, but,

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[somethinghead]

Wookieepedia? Awesome.

[punkybrister69]

That 911 call was spectacular... seriously, what did she think they were going to do?
My favorite bit is a tie between when the operator tells her to behave like an adult and she's like: "But HE'S not behaving like an ADULT!" and the fact that her kids are in the car during this whole fiasco. Great lesson for your kids there, lady... "Mommy loves me SO MUCH she's willing to tie-up an emergency line to get barbecue sauce on my burger! Take that, bitches!"

[zenithblue]

Hahaha...snatchtwat. Oh, yes. I'm going to find a way to use that one sometime today. I thought I made up good swears but that one definitely wins.