wuhfu'?

[ladyofspain]

Mom (while driving and eating at the same time): I wish I had a third arm!

ladyofspain: ...where would it be?

Mom: In the middle of my chest.

ladyofspain: Ohmygod, like in Hitchhiker!

Mom: Or on my back...but it would have to be really long.

*pause*

ladyofspain: ...how would you sleep?

Mom: ...on my stomach.

ladyofspain: ...huh.

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[ladyofspain]

But seriously, HOW WOULD YOU SLEEP?!

[notsolaconic]

*fucking dies* I love your mom. And you. I wouldn't ever have thought of the sleep issue, you know.

Oh, man, while we're sharing strange mom conversations:
Me: "Did you know Stephen Fry's got a boyfriend?"
Her: "...does he look like Hugh Laurie?"
Me: "Hunh?"
Her: "I'm just asking. 'Cause I bet he does."

She's only ever seen Jooster. I've never said a word to her about their gheyness.

Oh, mothers. You've gotta love them. Or, you don't, but it's fun.

[ladyofspain]

It was the first thing that popped into my head! Probably 'cause I haven't *really* slept since Saturday, but still!

BWAH! I bet he does, too. He seems to have a sort of tendencies for tall men with blue eyes...

You totally should. I bet she'd laugh and be all sceptical.