Mom (while driving and eating at the same time): I wish I had a third arm!

ladyofspain: ...where would it be?

Mom: In the middle of my chest.

ladyofspain: Ohmygod, like in Hitchhiker!

Mom: Or on my back...but it would have to be really long.

*pause*

ladyofspain: ...how would you sleep?

Mom: ...on my stomach.

ladyofspain: ...huh.