Comments | ladylade: Cats are bullshit.

ladylade

Cats are bullshit.

Apr 12, 2012 23:06

Let me just put this out there for people who don't have cats: Cats are bullshit. Cats are supposed to be otherworldly and mysterious and aloof and have those judgmental stares that says, "I know what you do when no one else is around, you freak" or "I know the secrets of life and you are failing" (okay, so those stares are pretty common). They are ( Read more... )

kittehs are evil, my brain should probably be shot, i'm stupid sometimes, ...that was probably tmi

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olukemi April 13 2012, 03:16:10 UTC

As a cat owner, I know that feel bro.

Also, this really made my night.

ladylade April 13 2012, 03:25:01 UTC

Right?

Like, I have a cat that drools (not like, isn't that cute drool, like fucking wet spots on my sheets drool) when he's happy, and yet I still cannot get away from the idea that cats are mysterious.

olukemi April 13 2012, 03:26:57 UTC

LOLOLOL! I have a cat who thinks she's a dog. I think it's when they have those staring into your soul moments that does it. It's a kind of hypnosis.

ladylade April 13 2012, 03:40:37 UTC

That and the winking. My cats wink at me a lot, and it's alarming.

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chaosraven April 13 2012, 03:55:03 UTC

This, forever. I will occasionally shower with the door open, since our bathroom has terrible ventilation. Boy cat (moron #1) AND dog are both super fascinated and terrified of showers. Last time, he climbed up between the shower curtains so he could sit on the edge of the bath while dog nosed around the edges looking for water droplets to lick (preferably off a cleanly showered me). Animals are so ridics.

ladylade April 13 2012, 04:26:06 UTC

It's just my mom and I, so we don't close the bathroom door. (Mostly because for, like, the first twenty years of my life the latch was broken, but still.) Dude, my boy cat does that too! And has wants to rub all up on me after I get out of the shower, which I understand intellectually is scent marking but emotionally I'm all "uuuuuugh so awkward please stop."

chaosraven April 13 2012, 04:34:05 UTC

I live with two guys, so... I basically try to maintain what little modesty I have left. >D Fortunately my cats don't do the rubbing thing, that's mostly my dog who thinks all things are for him to lick. But the whole crew are weirdos about the bathroom.

ladylade April 13 2012, 16:41:22 UTC

The bathroom is like, the common room in my house. It's gravitational or something, because everyone drifts there until we're all in the bathroom. Having three cats in a tiny room is not ideal.

fotoshop_cutout April 13 2012, 10:59:32 UTC

Hmmm the silly things my cats do are:
-eat any and all plants
-play in all manner of bags
-run into the walls
-run around like a crazy person and almost chop off my toes with their claws
-Scoop nearly all of the kitty litter out of the box when I first put it in there. Same cat is also OCD about the litter and will go in after the other one's used it in order to cover up the mess.

Yeah... I have no issues in the bathroom, though. They tend to leave it well enough alone. :|

ladylade April 13 2012, 16:54:34 UTC

Our boy cat eats my mom's shamrock plant. She is not amused.

My one cat is afraid of the sound of plastic bags, so every time you rustle one she goes flying out of the room. But she plays in them, because she likes to chew on plastic (her newest obsession is the plastic wrap for pantie liners, which is not so fun when it's three in the morning and she's choking on it). So, inevitably, she gets the handles wrapped around her neck or her body, the bag rattles, and she takes off through the house non-stop because now the rattling bag is attached to her.

So the outcome is something like this:

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fotoshop_cutout April 13 2012, 17:34:37 UTC

LOL

Yeah, all of my animals chipped in to eat the tulips that Chellis gave me. :/

My cats do the same, but having the bags attached to them doesn't scare them. They just keep playing.

&& You're cat is so PURDY! Looks like mine who lives up in Vermont. :3

ladylade April 13 2012, 18:36:59 UTC

All of my cats are morons, but in completely different ways. We have a fat cat (and long-haired, like, two and a half inch long-haired) that literally came in my room to rub against a box of paintings I haven't put up yet. That's it. She sat down, rubbed her face against it for about four minutes, and then she wandered off somewhere to be fat and unmoving. Sally (the bag cat) is just dumb like that sometimes, and I'm pretty sure that our boy cat doesn't understand life. Like, the best description of him is chronically slow.

I love black tortoise cats. And Sally really is pretty, but she photographs horribly. That picture is one of her more attractive ones.

He is ... gatekeeper1324 April 13 2012, 19:24:42 UTC

Fooling you! Ta da! He really is other worldly but yeah I get that they tease you at inappropriate moments!

TTYAL,

ED.

Re: He is ... ladylade April 14 2012, 19:31:54 UTC

Sometimes I wish he was fooling me, but I'm pretty sure he's just a really, really simple cat.

tanzanick April 17 2012, 21:07:30 UTC

My cat is fat (not our fault!! we stole her from our little old lady neighbour who moved house)and always struggles with the cat-flap. So we never really worry when it sounds like she's actually having a fight with it to get in or out. Last night, about an hour after the usual racket of her coming in we found her on the stairs, trying desperately to look aloof and mysterious....with the cat-flap stuck around her middle!!!

Oh kitty.....!

ladylade April 18 2012, 01:20:22 UTC

LMAO. Oh my god, that is amazing. (Also, it's totally okay about fat cats, I have one and my aunt has two 20+ pounders.) We just got a scratching box with a ball and track around it, and our one cat keeps getting frustrated because he can't get the ball out.