Urple Day!

Feb 04, 2006 11:08

Because we all have the potential for hideousness.

This is something that misscam and I came up with about a week ago. Quoted from her journal:
Me and adoralyna have decided that next Saturday, February 4th, shall be Urple Day. The wronger, the more hideous, the better. Writing, graphics, poetry - indulge your inner badness.So, in the spirit of Urple Day, I ( Read more... )

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lotus79 February 4 2006, 16:20:59 UTC
You win at urple day. I go curl up and vomit from squick now.

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misscam February 4 2006, 16:21:06 UTC
It's like you're trying to flatter me and gross me out at the same time. Ew. Also, ew. I think this wins today. I'm not sure what could top it. I can't even use my Bush icon to comment, since it would just deliver more images to my brain.

Ack. Truly urple.

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ladyheatherlly February 4 2006, 16:48:03 UTC
I'm not sure whether I should be pleased to be able to instill such horror in people but somehow, I'm feeling rather accomplished.

You have me beat on pinkness and tru!wuv though. That was damn urple in itself.

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knorg February 4 2006, 16:24:05 UTC
You know, I've done exactly the same stuff while looking at Camilla's pictures. Worse, too. Just the other day I was applying a cheese grater to my scrotum while screaming her name.

This is an absolutely stunning piece of writing. I feel understood for the first time. Thank you so much. Please write lots more.

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b2wm February 4 2006, 16:40:08 UTC
The B2WM says: "Er. Oook. Eegh. Yee.*"

(*Best stalker-like review of urpliest fic evar.)

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misscam February 4 2006, 16:40:20 UTC
You perverted troll, you.

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ladyheatherlly February 4 2006, 16:52:27 UTC
I worried when posting something so deeply emotional but I thought that if this reaches ONE person who can relate and grow from it, then its all worthwhile.

Thank you for such a touching review. I'm dedicating the sequel, "Stolen Moments in the Crapper" to you.

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evilstorm February 4 2006, 16:44:28 UTC
You. So. Win.

*awe*

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ladyheatherlly February 4 2006, 17:25:43 UTC
Why, thank you. *grins*

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misscam February 4 2006, 16:49:12 UTC
Legolas/The Witch King.

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124 Words ladyheatherlly February 4 2006, 17:04:29 UTC
leggy-bear cried loudly as teh witch king tore off his tunic and began to fondle his silky alabaster flesh.

WHAT ARE U DOIGN! he screamed. Argon will KICK UR ASS!

teh witch king just smiled and whipped out his mightie rod. U wnat sum of this little princling?

leggy-bear stared at the 3 feet penis. WOW ur much bigger then Argon!!11 Yes i wnat some!

The witch kign buggered leggy-bears sweet elfin arse and filled him with plesure 4 seven days. when he was done he said U DO know tht i hve to kill u now don't u?

BUT WHY leggy-bear wailed.

u knew i wuz evil, stupid elf the witch king answred. then leggy-bear wuz killed. So sad!

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