Urple Day!

[ladyheatherlly]

Because we all have the potential for hideousness.

This is something that misscam and I came up with about a week ago. Quoted from her journal:
Me and adoralyna have decided that next Saturday, February 4th, shall be Urple Day. The wronger, the more hideous, the better. Writing, graphics, poetry - indulge your inner badness.So, in the spirit of Urple Day, I

Comments

[knorg]

You know, I've done exactly the same stuff while looking at Camilla's pictures. Worse, too. Just the other day I was applying a cheese grater to my scrotum while screaming her name.

This is an absolutely stunning piece of writing. I feel understood for the first time. Thank you so much. Please write lots more.

[b2wm]

The B2WM says: "Er. Oook. Eegh. Yee.*"

(*Best stalker-like review of urpliest fic evar.)

[misscam]

You perverted troll, you.

[ladyheatherlly]

I worried when posting something so deeply emotional but I thought that if this reaches ONE person who can relate and grow from it, then its all worthwhile.

Thank you for such a touching review. I'm dedicating the sequel, "Stolen Moments in the Crapper" to you.

[knorg]

I'm weeping here - but I have some ointment for that. The sequel sounds like an equal classic from title alone; if ever they were offered up to the media moguls of hollywood, the starlets of the day would doubtless be clamouring for roles. Resist the urge to grant them, I say, and support independent cinema.

I thank you for your dedication.

[ladyheatherlly]

Well, its my art and my passion. I think its very important to reach the masses when your message is this poignant and life-changing.

I will do my best not to sell out. It would be an unforgivable sin to allow my life's message to be cheapened and commercialized.

However, if Mr. Depp continues to stake out my house begging to be cast as George, I can't promise that I won't catipulate. He's beginning to scare me.

[knorg]

Hit him with a tranq dart and sell him to a Argentinian brothel. It's what happened to Corey Haim, for anyone curious.