I'm just going to leave this here. Also, a meme!
Hi I'm crap! Here is a short list of why:
1. New job where I share a room cuts back on my internet time
2. I am addicted to Twitter and have been spending a lot of time there, since 140 characters seems to be about the level of commitment I can handle right now.
3. I am madly trying to write my bandombigbang so that I have some kind of draft in for the 30 ( Read more... )
1. New job where I share a room cuts back on my internet time
2. I am addicted to Twitter and have been spending a lot of time there, since 140 characters seems to be about the level of commitment I can handle right now.
3. I am madly trying to write my bandombigbang so that I have some kind of draft in for the 30 ( Read more... )
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I need to fucking come up with summaries and titles which might be the worst part of writing. Urgh.
That meme sounds fun though I am shit at titles...How about...Pocketful of sunshine (Oh God I am terrible)
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Where is the fic I was trying to title for you? WHY IS IT NOT ON MY FLIST?
Okay, okay:
Pocketful of Sunshine
After the gruelling neverending Black Parade tour, Frank is convinced that what the band needs is a proper holiday, in his words, "somewhere sunny". So he drags everyone off to Barbados or wherever, where Gerard wears too much black and giant sunglasses, complaining about the tan he so totally doesn't want, but so totally is getting, Mikey whinges when he can't get signal on his phone and Ray stops wearing shirts altogether. Eventually, they find that they are enjoying themselves, in spite of themselves, and Frank is a happy puppy.
And then there is GSF.
The end!
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The fic is posted in the Get Pedicone Some meme. It's not beta'd and the title is stupid but at least it's posted.
Giant porn scenes? OM NOM NOM
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Hehehee. I totally forgot about Gee's hawaiian shirt. Of course that would be perfect canon. :DDDD
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Unrelated: today I had morning tea with the Head Clerk of the lower house of the Vic Parliament (who is basically my department head) and was slightly disappointed that he didn't have a fro.
Your title is 'Banana Smoothie Honey' because my brain is a bit broken at the moment and that was the first piece of writing I saw.
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Aw man - WHY NO FRO? Where's the love?
So, obviously with Smoothie in the title this is going to be about Brendon in his days working at Smoothie Hut.
Banana Smoothie HoneyBrendon schlepps smoothies down at Smoothie hut. Spencer is his favourite customer, who comes in pretty much every day for the same thing, who Brendon maybe, possibly, has a totally raging, face melting crush on. Once day Spencer fucks up making his order and asks for a "Banana smoothie, honey" instead of a banana smoothie WITH honey and failtastic flirting ensues, with Brendon being all "you can call me honey anytime" and totally facepalming and turning red the moment Spencer leaves. Of course Spencer secretly has a totally face melting crush on Bden too, (Bden looks AMAZING in those uniform slacks. Hell, Spencer might even be lactose intolerant, but he still goes in every day anyway.) In the end Jon the friendly barista from ( ... )
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okay a title...hmmmm
pudding and lipstick
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Pudding and Lipstick
Obviously this is Gerard/Lyn-Z crossdressing porn. OBVIOUSLY. WHAT?
Oh you want explanation? You see, the code word in the Way-Ballato household for sexing is "dessert". But when in the UK, no one says dessert they say pudding instead, which means when Lyn is accompanying Gerard on the UK tour it totally messes with their system of having cryptic phone conversations to arrange booty calls. So the one time Gerard was expecting "dessert" and what he got was pudding. And it was DISAPPOINTING.
But it was made up for tenfold that time he was expecting chocolate cake and he got LYN IN A STRAPON.
Wow, I'm a total pervert.
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BEST OF ALL NOTFICS.
(Also, just in case you were wondering, which you weren't, but whatever...your 10k of handjobs? my reward for finishing my BBB. At this point the only reason I'm writing the damn thing is to read 10k of handjobs.)
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Also, I feel I should point out that it isn't 10K of handjobs. It's 10k or handjobs AND blow jobs. Because that makes ALL the difference. :D hee.
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"Sauerkraut, food of the gods". Enjoy! *g*
Congrats on making it to 20k so quickly!! That's truly amazing. :D
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Naturally this is tour fic, set the last time the guys toured Europe and while they were in Germany Frank fell in love with sauerkraut. Not that he'd never had it before, it's just in Germany it tastes BETTER, as he keeps pointing out. Thus begins his quest to try and make the perfect sauerkraut, only its rather difficult to pickle things when you're touring, what with the lack of space, resources, ingredients, time and constantly being shuffled from one place to another.
Hilarity ensues.
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How about this: Sing Us A Song, You're The Piano Man :D?
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Sing Us A Song, You're The Piano Man
Oh. OH. Well, this would have to be the AU where Ray is a freelance music teacher and Gerard and Lyn-Z hire him to teach Bandit to play piano. Except Gerard develops a giant crush on Ray and his big, gorgeous, skilful hands, and Lyn-Z can totally tell because even if she couldn't read her husband like a book, he's starting to doodle sketches of Ray's hands every time he has a pencil in his hand and a flat surface in front of him.
Anyway, Lyn-Z is a terrible enabler, so she tells Ray, who doesn't believe her at first but eventually he does and yeah okay, wow, that's kind of hot, and then there are threesomes. (While Bandit is safely ensconced over at uncle Mikey's, of course.)
LOOK, MORE PORN! I am so predictable.
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THIS SHOULD EXIST. Also you should be more specific about the porn >:)
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Oh and as far as the porn? It's just that I filled kopperblaze and turlough's prompts with porny fic ideas too. All roads lead to porn with me, it seems. /o\
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