ARRRRRR

[ladyelwing]

A little bird told me Nienor's mun is writing an essay on FEMALE PIRATES. Fuckin' kickass, if I do say so myself. And YES, it was a bird who told me. I can talk to them, remember?

Comments

[elurin]

Sis is sis. Why does this not surprise us?

OHHHHHH!!! Nephew's gonna have a little thingee. What species is it? Animal, vegetable, mineral, or furnature?

Quizzie thingee sayeth I am Nerdanel. HA. HA. HA. HA. HA. HA. HA.

[ladyelwing]

ELURINININININNNN!

Yes yes he is. I'll probably go visit just to make fun of him. Wanna come? :D

[elurin]

Yesyesyesyesyesyes!!!! *bounce* Teasing nephews is almost as much fun as giving them porn...

[lordof_imladris]

Just for that, I'm not naming it Elwing Jr.

[ladyelwing]

You weren't going to do that anyway, muffin. *patpat*

By the way, you don't get morning sickness if you don't eat meat. Elevate your feet if your ankles start to swell. Don't drink don't smoke OMG MY BABY BOY IS GOING TO BE A MOMMY *hug hug hug smother*

[lordof_imladris]

That's better. Thank you, mum. :)

[ladyelwing]

ME AND YOUR UNCLE ELURIN ARE COMING TO VISIT. Maybe we can chase off some Galadriels.