A little bird told me Nienor's mun is writing an essay on FEMALE PIRATES. Fuckin' kickass, if I do say so myself. And YES, it was a bird who told me. I can talk to them, remember?
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Which Tolkie-ish Elfchick are you?Quiz by
Hannah Half-elven Also: Oh. My son is pregnant. HAHAHAHA SUCKER.