FIC: No Pants O'Clock

[ladydreamer]


Title: No Pants O’Clock
Pair: Finn/Kurt, unrequited
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: ~1670
Summary: Post S3 Finale.
Finn and Kurt’s A/C breaks in their New York apartment. Finn lusts inappropriately over Kurt’s unintentional sexiness and awkwardness ensues.
For finnkurt's Summer Prompt meme

Comments

[jujuberry136]

Not normally a big Kinn fan, but had to sneak a peak at this (like someone else in this story maybe?). So cute. And Kurt's got the right idea in this weather - no pants o'clock is pretty much the uniform in our apartment right now. Poor Finn - lusting after Kurt and having so little room to do so sneakily.

[ladydreamer]

This is more about worshiping Kurt's hotness (and backside) than anything else. That appeals to everyone! (Or it should. If you don't like Kurt, you should leave the universe.)

I've definitely had summers when no pants o'clock became necessary for survival!

[wowbright]

This was such an awesome story that I'm already imagining a future future fixing which Finn admits his attraction and there's a big ol' Kublinn menagerie a trois.

In other words, I agree with Finn that Kurt is totally hot, and thank you for treating me to that image of Kurt felating a spoon.

[ladydreamer]

LOL! Well, it is the summer after their first year. Blaine's gonna move in soon. (shenanigans!) Good things could happen.

[wowbright]

I just noticed that Kindle changed my "future-future fic in which" to "future future fixing which." How embarrassing.

Maybe you could write a story about a future future-fixing witch, though.

[xsereniitywolf]

Baha!
Genius!
I <3 these kinds of fics.
Oh darling,you're teasing us. ;)
Too bad they didn't get to have some fun in this fic. lol.
Sweetness, nice work! :D

[ladydreamer]

Thank you!

[xenachakram12]

My work computer keeps freezing, which means I get to read things while I wait on it. Triumph!

Nine months after washing out of boot camp and six after breaking up with Rachel for the last time, and Finn Hudson had gone totally queer for his brother.

THIS MAKES ME SO HAPPY.

Maybe it was the heat.

NOPE.

Finn realized he should just take the out, but he couldn’t stop staring at Kurt’s moving biceps. He was sleek and slick all over.

OH GOD. I shouldn’t have read this at work. *bites lip*

Kurt does cabaret performances. LET ME DIE.

Kurt losing control a little made Finn lose control a lot.

*noises*

“I like your truck butt!”

Haha, Finn! Sooo subtle.

“Don’t gay guys, um, like the ass?”

I literally facepalmed.

GUH, I love fics in which ppl lust over Kurt. In my head there are future OT3 shenanigans fo sho. *nods*

<333

[ladydreamer]

Haha! That's the computer doing you a favor!

Someone somewhere mentioned cabaret as a way of Kurt getting a chance to do the kinds of performances he excels at (and maybe getting recruited). I kind of love the idea of Kurt getting to be exactly himself, and being rewarded for it. It NEVER HAPPENS.

Kurt's all... DON'T CALL MY BUTT A TRUCK! EVEN IF A JUST DID oh, you were just kidding. Whatever, Finn. *eyeroll* And Finn's all, omg. DAT ASS.

Imagine the future. Kurt's going to be telling Blaine that Finn is acting super weird. Possibly he had a head trauma, or has been possessed by an alien. And Blaine will be "Mm-hm."

I don't have an icon just of his butt. So this will have to do.

[xenachakram12]

I've talked about Kurt doing a cabaret act before, but you could've easily heard of it somewhere else too. It's a good idea!

Blaine, being intelligent and thoughtful and familiar with what wanting Kurt feels/looks/sounds like, figures it out pretty quickly. Then what does he do? *chin hands* Tell me a stoooory.

I don't have any DAT ASS icons either, sadly. Here are some thighs. UNF.

[ladydreamer]

Haha. Maybe Finn could think about singing him an inappropriate love song, and Kurt's all "la la la" because that's what they do with each other and he doesn't think it means anything but that Finn is practicing for a part.

I think Blaine would get jellus! At least at first. And maybe try to find Finn another boyfran... and Kurt is just like, wtf is up with you two? I have an audition. Stop fighting over toast.

Eventually, something will have to happen, or Kurt will get tired of it and ask them what's going on. Knowing that Finn looks at him LIKE THAT will make him super uncomfortable, but Blaine will be all, of course he thinks you're hot! How could he not?

Then I guess, kisses start flying, and jealousy, until they realize there's a way for all of them to get what they want and Kurt makes them all read The Ethical Slut.

[snoopypez]

Approved! :D

[ladydreamer]

Thank you :D