Help! Someone be funny!

[ladybretagne]

I have a job interview this afternoon at 4:00pm (leaving at 3:30 or so). I need a silly hat and a clean joke for this interview (it's Jamba Juice, they're nutty). Between us, Jenn and I know exactly ONE clean joke, and since she remembered it first and she's coming to the interview (it's a group thing) tomorrow too, I am in desperate need of a

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[rosefox]

There once was a girl from Madras

[estllechauvelin]

Sherlock Holmes and Watson are camping. Holmes says "Watson, what do you see above us?"

"Stars," Watson answers.

"And what does this tell you?" Holmes asks.

"Well, it tells me the weather is clearing up. From a philosophical perspective, it reminds me that we are only one small part of a vast universe. It tells me that north is in that direction...."

Holmes interrupts him, "Watson, somebody stole our tent!"

[phantomsangel]

What did the fish say when it hit the wall?
Dam!

Why do they put fences around cemetaries?
Because people are just DYIN' to get in!
(ok, so that's realllllly old)

Um....god. I can't believe those are all the clean jokes I know off the top of my head.

[replicarter22]

Oh that fish one is wonderful! I love the cheese!

What's a pirate's favorite letter?
RRRRRRRRRR

Two snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff......
.......
......
ba-dum chhh!

Ummm I know I've got a few more, but I *just* woke up.

Einstein's favorite joke

[anonymous]

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like...
a banana!

BTW-It might have been Steve Einstein.....

OR-
MY favorite joke-
Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?"

OR:
George Bush...'nuff said!
WMD's- now THERE is a joke!

OK, I suck at this joke thing. I'll call funny friends and get back to you-
Dad

Re: Einstein's favorite joke

[ladybretagne]

Do you remember a joke you told me when I was a kid about the King of Poland and a unicycle? I just remember it being an incredibly lame punchline but finding it incredibly amusing at the time.

Unicycle

[anonymous]

It was a participatory joke- where the foil winds up saying unicycle- and you say "You are the King of Poland!" Unfortunately, it is not appropraite to call your boss the King of Poland on your first day of work, and I don't remember all of the details now....Good Luck!
Dad

Re: Unicycle

[ladybretagne]

Damn, that's about all I could remember too. Alas. I got by fairly well with a moderately funny pirate joke, so all is well.