The Story That Has No Name Yet (Part/Chapter/Installment/Episode 3)

[lady_hanaka]

Title: The Story That Has No Name Yet (Part/Chapter/Installment/Episode 3)
Pairings: girl!KanginxLeeteuk, MysteryxZhouMixgirl!rock, HeechulxHenry, HenryxMaple syrup, girl!SiwonxKyuhyun, mystery!YesungxRyeowook, EunhyukxSungmin, DonghaexHangeng, KibumxKibumxKibum, Minho x Nichkhun
Rating: R (but mostly because of the mentionings of things)
Warnings:

Comments

[cereal_strawz]

kekeke~

I would be your syrup goddess, Henry.

More Kibum-cubed, please. <3

[cereal_strawz]

Alright, longer comment now

[lady_hanaka]

I would love to go and get ice cream with you! If it were not terrifyingly cold outside, that is. And if I were wearing pants. But it is cold and I am NOT wearing pants, so that won't be happening.

MInHyuk. Of course Minnie tops. He's a freaking Hufflepuff! They're almost as bamf as Neville!

Don't be getting all up on Minho's man indeed. Zhou Mi will learn better in time, especially when he finds the mate of his OWN dreams.

You're snatching my people up, Cereal? Cruel...cruel...I deserve ice cream now because you've stolen my people.

...did you climb in my window? If so, that is a great feat considering how cold it is and the fact that we live on the third floor...

[yukichi_1004]

spot!!
-runs around-

[yukichi_1004]

""Shindong didn’t even know why Leeteuk liked her friend. Kangin wasn’t the most attractive girl. In fact, if Shindong had to be honest, she was extremely manly. There was nothing feminine about her except her lady parts and the fact that she bled estrogen. Or maybe she bled testosterone…Shindong really wasn’t sure.""
You have made my night with this
-applauds-

LMFAO!!! XD Kyuhyun on a tree!!
O:!! SIWON SHOOTS PORNO!?!?!?!!
""Unless Kangin was the type that wanted the exact opposite of herself which meant weak, twiggy, and overly cheerful and motherly.

…nah, couldn’t be."" hahahahahahahaahha

SYRUP GODDESSS?!?!1
lmfao!!! xxD o_o I wanna go smell maple syrup now lmfao

[lady_hanaka]

:D Yes, SIwon shoots porno. And goes to church. Such a good little girl, she is.

:D I'm glad that it could make your night.

[sujuhappiness]

spott!

[sujuhappiness]

The janitor gave him a gummy smile. “Of course not. If I’d wanted to harass you, I’d ask to see your firebolt.”

Lol... god that was my favourite line... at that point... 'cuz this crack fic has a lot of lines I love^^ ... It's kind of funny that Minnie is so freaked that someone at his "muggle" school knows about the magical world. And of course he's in Hufflepuff because loyal little bunnies are absolutely hufflepuff material... though he could be a gryffindor since he has a tendency to be a saviour (remember that video where he was pranked and he tried to defend the girl from other girls?)

Being allergic to prayer made it very difficult to be a holy being, apparently. But that didn’t mean they had to make him satan.
Khunnie... is too adorable he is such a little softie... Satan should be Minho... such an evil devil of an angel...hahahaha“Three of them. I own them. I’m kind of like a pimp and they’re my hoes/bitches/friends.” Heechul drawled as the car pulled to a stop. “Except that I don’t make them pay for sexual favors.” He

[lady_hanaka]

^_^ I'm glad you're enjoying it so much. Oh I do so love such long comments...:D

[addicterated]

I must protest. Not enough Hangeng fainting in this episode of the Crackish Lovely Wonderfulness

Also

Heechul = Syrup Goddess - it could happen

Kyuhyun having to be got down from the tree by Heechul (my shippery heart is happy)

Siwon as the furry pornstar is simply brilliance

Kyuhyun not knowing if Heechul topped or not and not wanting to think about it = epic win

Dude, I dunno why Minho gets to be an angel. I think Jonghyun would work much better. I'm just sayin'

That's it really, lol

except you are obviously a goddess of ...something :D

[lady_hanaka]

Minho gets to be an angel because Minho is the worst angel in the world.

Jonghyun gets to be a velociraptor. Er wait, I mean...>.>

[addicterated]

Jonghyun doesn't WANT to be a velociraptor though. I'm sure on this point.

Also, Minho, I must agree that he's the worst angel ever.

*giggles hysterically as she hits the post comment button*

[lady_hanaka]

XD

[addicterated]

ps, it's my belief that the stylist that came up with that photoshoot was on the good crack.

[lady_hanaka]

XD That brillo pad of a sweater...*sighs*

[addicterated]

fa real, yo

lol