Wishing Google would adapt its creative ad content to my annoyance levels. Yes, I appreciate shoving pictures of stuff I once searched for online into my every open browser window, but there must be some kind of way to turn them off once I actually buy the thing! Especially if I use Google Checkout, so it KNOWS I bought it ( Read more... )

Just looked at the plastic bag that came with a cute top I bought in a small boutique in Brooklyn. It says on it, "Big size shoes for woman".
Nothing else.
Clearly, this is going to be the funnest thing to happen today, so why not dedicate a post to it.

The incessant barking and squealing that drowns out every other sound (including the two-train station we have near us) as soon as you crack open a window is beginning to get old. The seals in the aquarium across the street never stop mating.
Much like people, come to think of it, but with a grander soundtrack.

Just sharing a little something my husband told me he had heard while sitting in the car shop with my stepfather, after the latter had walked into their building's locked basement garage to find all four wheels missing from his new car ( Read more... )

Wouldn't it be nice... Oh, wouldn't it just be wonderful, if someone out there ran a business that people like me could depend on - a business for all the shy, tongue-tied little Virgo types out there, who can't, for the life of them, think of a witty repartee until it's been three days after they've been insulted? Wouldn't it just be a dream - to ( Read more... )

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I have to say, The Men Who Stare at Goats would be a treat even if it didn't feature Ewan McGregor all wide-eyed, going, "Who the hell are Jedi Warriors?"

Слушаю новости на московском радио. Речь идет о пожаре на какой-то военной базе в России - инциденте, привлекшем внимание президента ( Read more... )

My seven-year-old walks around the house singing,

I'm a Barbie girl in a Barbie world
My boobs are plastic, they're so fantastic...

Paul Anderson's new movie is most likely going to be called "The 3D Musketeers."

This is SO not how I envisioned my adulthood.
*headdesk*

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