it's a boy!!!! dario and i are so excited.

ahhh!!!!!!!

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Tupac is totally still alive and goes by the name Nicole Ochoa.

Best away message ever!!!!!!

dear lauren bealey,

i love you.

i'm playing with fire.

you can't teach this old dog new tricks.

and other little proverbs to paint the picture of my life.

we're all gonna burn in hell.
we've got the fever to tell.

this is also my new life motto.

estoy viva.

gorda y rubia.

my surgery went well.
my month long recovery was like middle school summer break on pcp. i watched a lot of dr. phil and oprah.

you never notice how much you use your right arm until you try to have sex.

that is all i have to say for now.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THIS IS THE BEST VALENTINE'S DAY EVER!!!!

DARIO GOT ME A PUPPY!!!!

she is the sweetest little thing ever!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! some more exclamation marks for good measure.

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