Wouldn't it be nice?

[l3r0k3n]

Wouldn't it be nice if everyone had an unlimited supply of oranges? Not only would it solve world hunger but it would also be a very good defensive weapon. I mean, lets say a burglar tried to mug you, all you would have to do is should "CITRUS SQUEEZE!" while squeezing some oranges and shoot the juice in their eyes causing momentary blindness due

Comments

[wheniamapainter]

tl;dr

[coconutboy]

orange peels are toxic... moreso than lye.

[l3r0k3n]

then it would elminate all kids who swore then wouldn't it? MUWAHAHAHAHA