Wouldn't it be nice?
Wouldn't it be nice if everyone had an unlimited supply of oranges? Not only would it solve world hunger but it would also be a very good defensive weapon. I mean, lets say a burglar tried to mug you, all you would have to do is should "CITRUS SQUEEZE!" while squeezing some oranges and shoot the juice in their eyes causing momentary blindness due to the acidity of orange juice. We could also turn the saying "wash out your mouth with soap" by instead stuffing the dirty kid's mouth with orange peels since they are bitter and is all nature and not the harmful substance known as lye and fats and oils which is in soap. So not only would it help elminate idiotic kids swearing but the unlimited abundance of oranges could also take care of all the obese people in the world since by eating nothing but oranges would give them so much fiber, they would expel all the extra weight in no time at all!
Another thing that could work is using the power of citrus for electricity instead oil, fossil fuel, and coal. And when the citrus has been used up, we have a perfect bio degradable product that can be used to restore the nutrients in our soil so we don't kill our beloved earth by draining it of it's life forces.
Speaking of which, with the infinite supply of oranges available to everyone, people in Korea won't live in famine anymore and you won't have small kids that aren't even 12 yet walking through the muddy grounds searching for grains of rice to feed on. Which would let us cover North Korea's farmland with salt so Kim Jong Il won't be able to grow opium on his farmlands anymore instead of crops to feed his people. But we might all turn orange though since you are what you eat. But turning orange wouldn't be too bad, it would eliminate all races technicaly causing us to be technically the same race so therefore there would be in theory no more racial prejudice. That wouldn't be such a bad thing though wouldn't it?
Another thing that could work is using the power of citrus for electricity instead oil, fossil fuel, and coal. And when the citrus has been used up, we have a perfect bio degradable product that can be used to restore the nutrients in our soil so we don't kill our beloved earth by draining it of it's life forces.
Speaking of which, with the infinite supply of oranges available to everyone, people in Korea won't live in famine anymore and you won't have small kids that aren't even 12 yet walking through the muddy grounds searching for grains of rice to feed on. Which would let us cover North Korea's farmland with salt so Kim Jong Il won't be able to grow opium on his farmlands anymore instead of crops to feed his people. But we might all turn orange though since you are what you eat. But turning orange wouldn't be too bad, it would eliminate all races technicaly causing us to be technically the same race so therefore there would be in theory no more racial prejudice. That wouldn't be such a bad thing though wouldn't it?