Mafia Verse Chat Log: Tony, Vorenus and Edgeworth on MSN Post Plot
I don't even know anymore.
L. Vorenus says: SERIOUSLY WHAT ARE YOU DOING IMING ME
Tony Stark says: I WAS JUST BORED OKAY WANTED TO SAY HI.
L. Vorenus says: HOW ARE YOU EVEN DOING THIS
Tony Stark says: IT'S COMPLICATED BETTER IF YOU DON'T KNOW
L. Vorenus says: YOU WENT ALL MACGUYVER WITH A PLASTIC SPORK AND SOME TOILET PAPER JUST TO IM ME DIDN'T YOU
L. Vorenus says: DIDN'T YOU?
Tony Stark says: ...maybe
L. Vorenus says: What the fuck is wrong with you?
Tony Stark says: Shut up Lucius. B|
L. Vorenus says: I mean seriously, I'm flattered, but don't you have a prison sentance to be carrying out and not annoying me?
Tony Stark says: Well it gets kind of boring
Tony Stark says: Same thing every day
Tony Stark says: They should have some kind of variety or SOMETHIGN
Tony Stark says: *something agh
Tony Stark says: See I'm so miserable my typing is off Lucius
L. Vorenus says: Oh cry me a river, you MUST have seen this coming at some point.
L. Vorenus says: Pft. At least your cousin lived up to his name sake
Tony Stark says:...so you're saying I'm God?
Tony Stark says: Awesome
Tony Stark says: Thanks
L. Vorenus says: I DID NOT MEAN IT LIKE THAT.
Tony Stark says: Sure you didn't Lucius
L. Vorenus says: Like your ego needs to get any better.
L. Vorenus says: *bigger
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L. Vorenus says: And you'd think being in prison would have cured you of that but I see I'm wrong
L. Vorenus says: ......Miles what the fuck?
Tony Stark says: A little thing like prison bringing me down?
Tony Stark says: Nahhhhh
Miles Edgeworth says: ... What is this, Lucius?
L. Vorenus says: He IMed me!
Miles Edgeworth says: And you responded?
Tony Stark says: ...hey, you're the D.A., right?
L. Vorenus says: Well, yes.
L. Vorenus says: It'd be rude if I didn't.
Miles Edgeworth says: Of course I am, Mr. Stark.
Tony Stark says: Well at least you have manners
Miles Edgeworth says: ... That isn't the point, Lucius.
Tony Stark says: Great, nice to meet you finally.
L. Vorenus says: You did kinda butt in on our conversation, Edgeworth.
Tony Stark says: The more the merrier, I say
Miles Edgeworth says: I had no choice; someone invited me to this window.
L. Vorenus says: Don't look at me.
Tony Stark says: Heh.
Miles Edgeworth says: ...
L. Vorenus says: And somewhere Stark is petting a white fluffy cat going "Just as planned."
Tony Stark says: Never really liked cats, actually.
Miles Edgeworth says: What an idiotic thought.
Miles Edgeworth says: Stark, aren't you in prison?
L. Vorenus says: Miles. Watch more Bond movies.
Tony Stark says: ...maybe
L. Vorenus says: He is, he just got creative.
Tony Stark says: I've got more skills than just ordering people around, you jnow.
Tony Stark says: *know ugh
L. Vorenus says: You're using a tiny keyboard aren't you?
Tony Stark says: Maybe
Miles Edgeworth says: ... And he has the gaul to contact the commissioner and the district attorney like this. Really, Stark, I always assumed you had more class.
Tony Stark says: What can I say? I'm bored.
Tony Stark says: And you were online, so I figured I might as well.
Tony Stark says: By the way, I think it's "gall".
L. Vorenus says: Gaul is in France gentlemen.
L. Vorenus says: Look. Point being is that I honestly don't mind him doing these shenanigans, he did it when he wasn't in prison and I was at work
Miles Edgeworth says: He shouldn't be on the internet period.
Tony Stark says: Aww, you like talking with me.
L. Vorenus says: Actually his prison blog is prertty entertaining
L. Vorenus says: I DO NOT
Miles Edgeworth says: You disgust me, Stark.
L. Vorenus says: Hey I said put him in a maximum security prison
L. Vorenus says: Did you listen to me? Nooooooooooooo
Tony Stark says: I probably have a dollar for every time people have told me that.
L. Vorenus says: Well you are a fairly repulsive person.
L. Vorenus says: There is generally enough oil in your hair to kill a small marine ecosystem
Miles Edgeworth says: I AGREED with you on putting him in maximum security.
Miles Edgeworth says: I also have no control over that.
L. Vorenus says: Then how the Hell did it get screwed up?
Tony Stark says: Oh come on my hair isn't that bad. At least I have some.
L. Vorenus says: Are you seriously critiquing my hair?
Miles Edgeworth says: I'm not the person to ask on that matter, Lucius.
L. Vorenus says: What is this, high school?
L. Vorenus says: Stark are you really just a teenage girl with pigtails IMing me?
Tony Stark says: I'm just saying, it looks like it's becoming endangered.
Tony Stark says: Should put some in a zoo or something, keep it from going extinct.
Miles Edgeworth says: Excuse me, I have to make a phonecall.
L. Vorenus says: Yep, totally a girl in pigtails.
Tony Stark says: Just a friendly tip, that's all.
L. Vorenus says: You really have nothing better to do than sit and think about my hair?
Tony Stark says: Well you mentioned hair so it just came to mind.
Tony Stark says: To answer your question, no, I don't really have anything better to do.
Tony Stark says: Prison, remember?
L. Vorenus says: Right, right.
L. Vorenus says: And why my hair anyway? Your cousin at least has long, girly hair we can make fun of together.
Tony Stark says: Let's do it then.
Tony Stark says: He should be the one with pigtails.
L. Vorenus says: Well obviously. Braided ones, even.
Tony Stark says: Pippi Longstockings style.
L. Vorenus says: You mean your kids never did that to him before?
Tony Stark says: Not that I ever saw. Unfortunately.
Tony Stark says: ...I should ask them to and send me pictures.
Miles Edgeworth says: ... What is wrong with the two of you?
L. Vorenus says: I'm retired, he's in prison.
Tony Stark says: Just having a little fun conversation, what's wrong with that?
Miles Edgeworth says: There is much that's wrong with it.
L. Vorenus says: Okay it is a pretty silly conversation.
L. Vorenus says: I'll give you that much.
Tony Stark says: Don't be so up tight, Miles. Come on, loosen up.
Miles Edgeworth says: The worst of it is that this doesn't surprise me at all.
L. Vorenus says: O RLY?
Miles Edgeworth says: ... That's "Edgeworth" to you, Stark.
Tony Stark says: Yeah, yeah.
Miles Edgeworth says: How has prison been treating you?
Tony Stark says: Surprisingly well. Just boring, is all.
Tony Stark says: Half the people in here worked for me once anyway.
Miles Edgeworth says: Not surprising, I put most of them away.
L. Vorenus says: Meh well, if all goes well your cousin should be in there soon
Tony Stark says: Good for you, pat yourself on the back.
L. Vorenus says: And then there will be riots and fun things like that.
Miles Edgeworth says: I already have, Stark.
Tony Stark says: That'll be something to look forward to.
L. Vorenus says: Ten bucks says Altair shanks him with a spork.
Miles Edgeworth says: ... Twenty.
Tony Stark says:
Good, you should reward yourself for a job well done.
Tony Stark says: ...hey now.
L. Vorenus says: Oh it's inevitable.
Tony Stark says: B|
Miles Edgeworth says: His information has been extremely helpful, you know.
L. Vorenus says: Yeah now if I could convince him to stop being all noble and NOT accept the death penalty I would be happy.
Tony Stark says: Heh.
Miles Edgeworth says: I could care less if he lived or not, except that alive, he's valuable to us.
L. Vorenus says: Stark seriously, can you please try and convince him? Idiot won't listen to me.
Tony Stark says: What, try to help him live after he's ratted out?
Tony Stark says: You're kidding.
L. Vorenus says: So you'd rather see him die.
L. Vorenus says: Oh that's real nice.
L. Vorenus says: >|
Tony Stark says: B/
Miles Edgeworth says: Why are you surprised, Lucius?
Miles Edgeworth says: It's a wonder he didn't use his children as a cover in court.
Tony Stark says: ...
L. Vorenus says: OH I DON'T KNOW. Couldn't be Altair working for the man for THIRTY YEARS. You'd think there would be a mutal sense of loyalty here but I'm ap-
L. Vorenus says: Okay I think I hear the wife calling, EXCUSE ME.
Miles Edgeworth says: Oh, that reminds me, Stark; speaking of your children...
Miles Edgeworth says: A certain Miss Suzume Stark has decided to enter the law enforcement training, as she's out of high school.
L. Vorenus says: Is it true she's keeping an iron maiden in her office?
Tony Stark says: ...
Tony Stark says: I see. Wish her luck for me.
Miles Edgeworth says: In the office she's sharing with her superior, but yes.
L. Vorenus says: That's kinda creepy.
Tony Stark says: Heh. That's my girl.
L. Vorenus says: And thank you, Miles, for bringing this convesation from cheerful and amusing to down right depressing.
Miles Edgeworth says: Depressing, how so?
L. Vorenus says: You injected the real world into it
Miles Edgeworth says: Deal with it. Telling Stark this way saves everyone a wasted visit or valuable time on the phone.
L. Vorenus says: You couldn't have told him in private?
L. Vorenus says: The wife is seriously standing over my shoulder making the awkward turtle motion now.
L. Vorenus says: She says Hi, Tony.
Tony Stark says: ...Well hello.
Tony Stark says: Interesting that you're letting your wife read our chat, Lucius.
L. Vorenus says: Oh and wants to know if you've become anyone's prison bitch.
Miles Edgeworth says: Oh, I don't get a greeting? That hurts, Lucius.
Tony Stark says: No. No I haven't.
Miles Edgeworth says: ... Yes, that is your wife.
L. Vorenus says: That's what I said, Stark, but I just had to ask to be sure.
Miles Edgeworth says: And I told him here because she joined the force at her own risk. Everyone knows. It's hardly a private matter.
L. Vorenus says: Also Miles, Niobe says you get no greeting until you bring over more ice wine.
Tony Stark says: Hah
Miles Edgeworth says: Always with the requests. Just because the country is no longer dry doesn't automatically mean we must all turn into alcoholics.
L. Vorenus says: Yes, but you have a good store of the stuff and ice wine is damned expensive.
L. Vorenus says: It's a matter of sharing. She's offering the braised pork ribs and sausage dish in return.
Miles Edgeworth says: I'm not a fan of pork.
Tony Stark says: I love how half the things I was doing became legal AFTER I went to prison.
L. Vorenus says: Or whatever else you want
Tony Stark says: It's fantastic.
L. Vorenus says: Fortune pisses on you, Stark.
L. Vorenus says: Which is a nice change of pace from her pissing on me.
Tony Stark says: Oh really? I never would have known.
Miles Edgeworth says: That greatly amuses me.
Miles Edgeworth says: You have no idea.
Tony Stark says: I'm sure it does, Miles.
L. Vorenus says: Well it's not like drugs are legal.
L. Vorenus says: And I'm telling you, that's gonna be the next big one.
Miles Edgeworth says: Lucius, I have a big enough headache as it is.
L. Vorenus says: Just saying that you're going to have to switch gears and prepare yourself.
Miles Edgeworth says: I know.
Tony Stark says: Say, speaking of headaches
Tony Stark says: How's that blind kid doing?
Tony Stark says: Just out of curiosity.
Miles Edgeworth says: He's alive and well, actually.
Tony Stark says: I figured that much. Unfortunately.
L. Vorenus says: Meh, rumour is the hit on him has been lifted.
Miles Edgeworth says: I really have to ask: Why on earth did you take so much interest in him?
L. Vorenus says: Probably because he was such a pain in the ass to kill
Tony Stark says: There was a hit on him that paid a considerable amount of money. We tried like five times to kill him.
L. Vorenus says: That would do it.
Tony Stark says: He was a freakin' cockroach, geez.
Tony Stark says: And then the framing failed. Ugh.
L. Vorenus says: Lucky for us.
Tony Stark says: Yeah, congrats.
L. Vorenus says: Meant to ask how you got your hands on Emeraude anyway.
L. Vorenus says: While we're on the subject.
Tony Stark says: She came to me, actually.
L. Vorenus says: Bull.
Tony Stark says: It was pretty convenient.
Tony Stark says: No lie.
L. Vorenus says: What went down/
L. Vorenus says: ?
Tony Stark says: Heh. She was trying to kill me, apparently.
L. Vorenus says: Little thing like that?
Tony Stark says: You can guess what happened after that.
Tony Stark says: Surprising, I know.
Miles Edgeworth says: ... So you had your bodyguard kill her and you framed Gouka.
Tony Stark says: Didn't work, of course, but I have to hand it to her for her courage.
Tony Stark says: Yes. Yes I did.
Tony Stark says: But you figured that out, didn't you, Miles?
Miles Edgeworth says: Naturally.
L. Vorenus says: Well it's nice to know the full truth of the matter, I suppose.
Tony Stark says: Heh. Truly a competent D.A, you are.
Tony Stark says: Good to know the City is protected by a man like yourself.
Miles Edgeworth says: Spare me your flattery, from your mouth it means nothing.
L. Vorenus says: Stark are you being sincere or mocking?
L. Vorenus says: Cos I'm actually not able to figure out your tone through the screen.
Tony Stark says: Take a guess, Lucius.
Miles Edgeworth says: Really, Lucius? Really? I thought one was able to tell someone's tone through the letters on the screen quite easily.
L. Vorenus says: Oh shut up.
Tony Stark says: Heh heh heh
L. Vorenus says: Retirement's making my brain into MUSH
Miles Edgeworth says: It's always been that way.
L. Vorenus says: If I recall correctly that never stopped me from sending your mage flying into a cube made of gelatin.
L. Vorenus says: Which you then attempted to use as a mount.
L. Vorenus says: NOW whose brain is mush?
Miles Edgeworth says: Yours. Because if *I* remember correctly, I cast a Lightning spell and took your hit points to zero.
L. Vorenus says: OH YOU DID NOT.
Miles Edgeworth says: Now now, Lucius.
L. Vorenus says: You still tried to use a gelatinous cube as a mount.
Tony Stark says: ...well hello interesting piece of information. Yes, I'd love to spread you through the entire prison.
L. Vorenus says: ............
L. Vorenus says: STARK DON'T YOU DARE.
Tony Stark says: >B]
L. Vorenus says: DON'T YOU EVEN THINK ABOUT IT.
Tony Stark says: Oh it's already been thought.
Tony Stark says: I'm done with that step.
L. Vorenus says: I swear on Jupiter's stone if you do it I will come down there and PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE.
Tony Stark says: Yeah huh.
Miles Edgeworth says: I don't honestly care.
L. Vorenus says: >||||||||||
Tony Stark says: See? Miles here takes pride in his hobbies, nerdy as they may be.
L. Vorenus says: It was bad enough when Suoh found out and TRIED PLAYING WITH US
L. Vorenus says: That was a horrible experience.
L. Vorenus says: And almost resulted in death
L. Vorenus says: But spending more than five minutes in the boy's presence will do that
L. Vorenus says: Miles, you know he still calls me and tries to get me to do things?
L. Vorenus says: ......and I see the nerdiness has resulted in Tony spreading terrible rumours and Edgeworth rubbing the bridge of his nose, as usual
Tony Stark says: Heh.
Tony Stark says: Sorry bout that. Had to go relay the news and avoid a guard.
L. Vorenus says: Great. Thanks Stark, my reputation's ruined.
Tony Stark says: No problem. At least you're retired.
L. Vorenus says: Meh. Point.
Miles Edgeworth says: Excuse me, someone needed to give me a report.
L. Vorenus says: Hm? What
L. Vorenus says: s going on, anything interesting?
Miles Edgeworth says: It's nothing, actually.
L. Vorenus says: You saying that cos it's true or because Stark's in on our conversation
Tony Stark says: What could I do about it, anyway?
Miles Edgeworth says: Even if I wanted to lie, why would I tell the truth? Honestly, this should have gone to one of my subordinates.
Miles Edgeworth says: A lot, if you can access the internet from *jail.*
L. Vorenus says: Jail's for traffic violation, he's in prison.
Tony Stark says: Hmm. Good point.
Tony Stark says: Heh heh
Miles Edgeworth says: ... Amusing.
L. Vorenus says: Well it is true.
L. Vorenus says: I gotta admit I want to see this mad device you're using, Stark.
L. Vorenus says: Probably some sort of engineering achievement.
Tony Stark says: Trade secret, sorry.
L. Vorenus says: Uh-huh.
Miles Edgeworth says: We could always confiscate it.
Tony Stark says: If you could find it.
L. Vorenus says: Where would you be hiding it/!
Miles Edgeworth says: I'm sure we could.
L. Vorenus says: I mean really. Do you want us to do a cavity search for it?
Tony Stark says: Yawn.
Miles Edgeworth says: Wireless signal tracking.
L. Vorenus says: IP address
Tony Stark says: Also: Yawn.
L. Vorenus says: Gentlemen, if you will excuse me, the wife's announced dinner. And there is steak involved.
L. Vorenus says: Back in a bit.
Tony Stark says: Enjoy.
Miles Edgeworth says: ...
L. Vorenus says: What are the dots for, Miles?
Miles Edgeworth says: That's such an informal way of speaking to the D.A., Stark.
Tony Stark says: Hm?
Miles Edgeworth says: And if you want to wish your daughter luck, send her a letter.
Miles Edgeworth says: I'm not your messenger.
Tony Stark says: Fine, fine.
Tony Stark says: Just thought you'd be willing to help a father out.
Miles Edgeworth says: I have no sympathy for you. That sort of plea is pathetic.
Tony Stark says: And again: Yawn.
Miles Edgeworth says: As I said before, write a letter. [address posted here]
Tony Stark says: I will.
Miles Edgeworth says: So, Stark, I'm curious:
Tony Stark says: Hm?
Miles Edgeworth says: How surprised were you when the bodyguard sold information out?
Tony Stark says: A bit. Didn't expect it, I have to say.
Miles Edgeworth says: I doubt it. I must admit though, your case was the most... entertaining I've had so far.
L. Vorenus says: I return.
Miles Edgeworth says: That was fast.
Tony Stark says: Glad to have made someone happy.
Miles Edgeworth says: I wouldn't call it "happy."
L. Vorenus says: Did I miss anything between you two?
Miles Edgeworth says: No. Just banter.
L. Vorenus says: Looks more like you two having dualing sour faces through the internet.
L. Vorenus says: But whatever.
L. Vorenus says: Stark, was your daughter always so damn infuriating when she was fifteen?
Miles Edgeworth says: Why is she bothering you, Lucius?
Tony Stark says: ...interesting choice of band, Miles.
Miles Edgeworth says: ...
L. Vorenus says: Wife's claiming that it's "teenage girl stuff [I] wouldn't understand"
Tony Stark says: Didn't see you as a fan of metal.
Tony Stark says: Or rock, for that matter.
L. Vorenus says: ...Wait what?
L. Vorenus says: BAHAHAHA
Miles Edgeworth says: ...
Miles Edgeworth says: You were saying?
L. Vorenus says: That my daughter has become a hormonal witch and I have no idea how to deal with it.
Tony Stark says: Ouch.
L. Vorenus says: Hence why I asked Stark, I figured he would have some experience with it.
Miles Edgeworth says: This is why I never got married.
L. Vorenus says: Meh. That's because you lived in perpetual paranoia of getting shot for most of your life. One can hardly blame you
Miles Edgeworth says: That has nothing to do with women.
L. Vorenus says: True, but still, I'd argue that's a factor and we have a certain someone to thank for that
Miles Edgeworth says: Indeed.
Tony Stark says: Huh. Dianne says hi, Miles.
Miles Edgeworth says: I don't know a Dianne.
Tony Stark says: And she's asking about "Loid"?
L. Vorenus says: The dog we found in her apartment, I would assume?
Miles Edgeworth says: Ah, that Dianne. The dog is doing well.
Tony Stark says: She said thanks.
L. Vorenus says:
Pes and that thing interacting is pretty amusing, I have to admit.
Miles Edgeworth says:
They're dogs. Dogs interact, Lucius.
L. Vorenus says: Yes, but little yippy dog versus, well, Pes, makes me laugh
Miles Edgeworth says: He hasn't made much noise since moving, actually.
L. Vorenus says: Huh.
L. Vorenus says: Meh well, I'm getting pressured into buying a fuzzy animal of some sort.
L. Vorenus says: The girls also want to name whatever it is 'Ovaltine Jenkins.'
Tony Stark says: That is the greatest name I've heard in a while.
L. Vorenus says: I keep trying to convince them it's a horrible name
Miles Edgeworth says: Ovaltine Jenkins?
L. Vorenus says: Yes. Ovaltine Jenkins.
Miles Edgeworth says: The next thing they'll ask for is to make some sort of band and name it "Electric Pig."
Tony Stark says: Haha!
L. Vorenus says: No.
L. Vorenus says: Stop that.
L. Vorenus says: You'll give them ideas.
Miles Edgeworth says: Stop what?
Miles Edgeworth says: Are they reading this?
L. Vorenus says: My youngest is playing drums in her middle school band, I really don't want to deal with three more girls playing badly in my garage.
Miles Edgeworth says: Hah, that would be unfortunate.
Tony Stark says: How about "She Likes Cloth"?
Miles Edgeworth says: Perhaps, "Reasons to Wear Pants."
Tony Stark says: Oh that's a good one.
L. Vorenus says: Why would you name a band "Reasons to Wear Pants"?
L. Vorenus says: That's a stupid name!
Tony Stark says: Why not?
Tony Stark says: It's not stupid.
L. Vorenus says: Stark, are now going to start a prison band called "She Likes Cloth"?
Tony Stark says: ...hmm.
Tony Stark says: That's an excellent idea actually.
Miles Edgeworth says: ... Look what you did, Vorenus.
L. Vorenus says: Crap.
L. Vorenus says: Well at least it'll stop him from IMing US all the time
Tony Stark says: Always wanted to try my hand at the drums.
L. Vorenus says: That will end in many headaches
Miles Edgeworth says: Not for us.
L. Vorenus says: Unless he calls us to make us listen to him practice
Miles Edgeworth says: As if he could.
L. Vorenus says: He's sending us IMs, Miles
Miles Edgeworth says: As if he could make us or obligate us to listen to his practice.
Tony Stark says: Just wait, you'll be begging to hear me play.
L. Vorenus says: And now that you said that he WILL.
Tony Stark says: It's going to be amazing.
L. Vorenus says: I'm sure.
L. Vorenus says: And where are you getting instruments?
Miles Edgeworth says: I don't care--and most likely from our tax money.
L. Vorenus says: Look anyway. I'm being dragged off for family things/dealing with hormones/watching Food Network (guys, help, seriously.)
Tony Stark says: Food Network?
Miles Edgeworth says:
L. Vorenus says: Food Network.
Miles Edgeworth says: Spend time with your family, Lucius.
L. Vorenus says: If I ever see Alton Brown ever again it will be too soon.
L. Vorenus says: And Juno's cunt, cake decorating.
L. Vorenus says: WHY.
Miles Edgeworth says: Watch the language, and go.
L. Vorenus says: Miles, you are not my mother
Miles Edgeworth says: I also have no family and you should consider yourself lucky. Go.
L. Vorenus says: SERIOUSLY WHAT ARE YOU DOING IMING ME
Tony Stark says: I WAS JUST BORED OKAY WANTED TO SAY HI.
L. Vorenus says: HOW ARE YOU EVEN DOING THIS
Tony Stark says: IT'S COMPLICATED BETTER IF YOU DON'T KNOW
L. Vorenus says: YOU WENT ALL MACGUYVER WITH A PLASTIC SPORK AND SOME TOILET PAPER JUST TO IM ME DIDN'T YOU
L. Vorenus says: DIDN'T YOU?
Tony Stark says: ...maybe
L. Vorenus says: What the fuck is wrong with you?
Tony Stark says: Shut up Lucius. B|
L. Vorenus says: I mean seriously, I'm flattered, but don't you have a prison sentance to be carrying out and not annoying me?
Tony Stark says: Well it gets kind of boring
Tony Stark says: Same thing every day
Tony Stark says: They should have some kind of variety or SOMETHIGN
Tony Stark says: *something agh
Tony Stark says: See I'm so miserable my typing is off Lucius
L. Vorenus says: Oh cry me a river, you MUST have seen this coming at some point.
L. Vorenus says: Pft. At least your cousin lived up to his name sake
Tony Stark says:...so you're saying I'm God?
Tony Stark says: Awesome
Tony Stark says: Thanks
L. Vorenus says: I DID NOT MEAN IT LIKE THAT.
Tony Stark says: Sure you didn't Lucius
L. Vorenus says: Like your ego needs to get any better.
L. Vorenus says: *bigger
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L. Vorenus says: And you'd think being in prison would have cured you of that but I see I'm wrong
L. Vorenus says: ......Miles what the fuck?
Tony Stark says: A little thing like prison bringing me down?
Tony Stark says: Nahhhhh
Miles Edgeworth says: ... What is this, Lucius?
L. Vorenus says: He IMed me!
Miles Edgeworth says: And you responded?
Tony Stark says: ...hey, you're the D.A., right?
L. Vorenus says: Well, yes.
L. Vorenus says: It'd be rude if I didn't.
Miles Edgeworth says: Of course I am, Mr. Stark.
Tony Stark says: Well at least you have manners
Miles Edgeworth says: ... That isn't the point, Lucius.
Tony Stark says: Great, nice to meet you finally.
L. Vorenus says: You did kinda butt in on our conversation, Edgeworth.
Tony Stark says: The more the merrier, I say
Miles Edgeworth says: I had no choice; someone invited me to this window.
L. Vorenus says: Don't look at me.
Tony Stark says: Heh.
Miles Edgeworth says: ...
L. Vorenus says: And somewhere Stark is petting a white fluffy cat going "Just as planned."
Tony Stark says: Never really liked cats, actually.
Miles Edgeworth says: What an idiotic thought.
Miles Edgeworth says: Stark, aren't you in prison?
L. Vorenus says: Miles. Watch more Bond movies.
Tony Stark says: ...maybe
L. Vorenus says: He is, he just got creative.
Tony Stark says: I've got more skills than just ordering people around, you jnow.
Tony Stark says: *know ugh
L. Vorenus says: You're using a tiny keyboard aren't you?
Tony Stark says: Maybe
Miles Edgeworth says: ... And he has the gaul to contact the commissioner and the district attorney like this. Really, Stark, I always assumed you had more class.
Tony Stark says: What can I say? I'm bored.
Tony Stark says: And you were online, so I figured I might as well.
Tony Stark says: By the way, I think it's "gall".
L. Vorenus says: Gaul is in France gentlemen.
L. Vorenus says: Look. Point being is that I honestly don't mind him doing these shenanigans, he did it when he wasn't in prison and I was at work
Miles Edgeworth says: He shouldn't be on the internet period.
Tony Stark says: Aww, you like talking with me.
L. Vorenus says: Actually his prison blog is prertty entertaining
L. Vorenus says: I DO NOT
Miles Edgeworth says: You disgust me, Stark.
L. Vorenus says: Hey I said put him in a maximum security prison
L. Vorenus says: Did you listen to me? Nooooooooooooo
Tony Stark says: I probably have a dollar for every time people have told me that.
L. Vorenus says: Well you are a fairly repulsive person.
L. Vorenus says: There is generally enough oil in your hair to kill a small marine ecosystem
Miles Edgeworth says: I AGREED with you on putting him in maximum security.
Miles Edgeworth says: I also have no control over that.
L. Vorenus says: Then how the Hell did it get screwed up?
Tony Stark says: Oh come on my hair isn't that bad. At least I have some.
L. Vorenus says: Are you seriously critiquing my hair?
Miles Edgeworth says: I'm not the person to ask on that matter, Lucius.
L. Vorenus says: What is this, high school?
L. Vorenus says: Stark are you really just a teenage girl with pigtails IMing me?
Tony Stark says: I'm just saying, it looks like it's becoming endangered.
Tony Stark says: Should put some in a zoo or something, keep it from going extinct.
Miles Edgeworth says: Excuse me, I have to make a phonecall.
L. Vorenus says: Yep, totally a girl in pigtails.
Tony Stark says: Just a friendly tip, that's all.
L. Vorenus says: You really have nothing better to do than sit and think about my hair?
Tony Stark says: Well you mentioned hair so it just came to mind.
Tony Stark says: To answer your question, no, I don't really have anything better to do.
Tony Stark says: Prison, remember?
L. Vorenus says: Right, right.
L. Vorenus says: And why my hair anyway? Your cousin at least has long, girly hair we can make fun of together.
Tony Stark says: Let's do it then.
Tony Stark says: He should be the one with pigtails.
L. Vorenus says: Well obviously. Braided ones, even.
Tony Stark says: Pippi Longstockings style.
L. Vorenus says: You mean your kids never did that to him before?
Tony Stark says: Not that I ever saw. Unfortunately.
Tony Stark says: ...I should ask them to and send me pictures.
Miles Edgeworth says: ... What is wrong with the two of you?
L. Vorenus says: I'm retired, he's in prison.
Tony Stark says: Just having a little fun conversation, what's wrong with that?
Miles Edgeworth says: There is much that's wrong with it.
L. Vorenus says: Okay it is a pretty silly conversation.
L. Vorenus says: I'll give you that much.
Tony Stark says: Don't be so up tight, Miles. Come on, loosen up.
Miles Edgeworth says: The worst of it is that this doesn't surprise me at all.
L. Vorenus says: O RLY?
Miles Edgeworth says: ... That's "Edgeworth" to you, Stark.
Tony Stark says: Yeah, yeah.
Miles Edgeworth says: How has prison been treating you?
Tony Stark says: Surprisingly well. Just boring, is all.
Tony Stark says: Half the people in here worked for me once anyway.
Miles Edgeworth says: Not surprising, I put most of them away.
L. Vorenus says: Meh well, if all goes well your cousin should be in there soon
Tony Stark says: Good for you, pat yourself on the back.
L. Vorenus says: And then there will be riots and fun things like that.
Miles Edgeworth says: I already have, Stark.
Tony Stark says: That'll be something to look forward to.
L. Vorenus says: Ten bucks says Altair shanks him with a spork.
Miles Edgeworth says: ... Twenty.
Tony Stark says:
Good, you should reward yourself for a job well done.
Tony Stark says: ...hey now.
L. Vorenus says: Oh it's inevitable.
Tony Stark says: B|
Miles Edgeworth says: His information has been extremely helpful, you know.
L. Vorenus says: Yeah now if I could convince him to stop being all noble and NOT accept the death penalty I would be happy.
Tony Stark says: Heh.
Miles Edgeworth says: I could care less if he lived or not, except that alive, he's valuable to us.
L. Vorenus says: Stark seriously, can you please try and convince him? Idiot won't listen to me.
Tony Stark says: What, try to help him live after he's ratted out?
Tony Stark says: You're kidding.
L. Vorenus says: So you'd rather see him die.
L. Vorenus says: Oh that's real nice.
L. Vorenus says: >|
Tony Stark says: B/
Miles Edgeworth says: Why are you surprised, Lucius?
Miles Edgeworth says: It's a wonder he didn't use his children as a cover in court.
Tony Stark says: ...
L. Vorenus says: OH I DON'T KNOW. Couldn't be Altair working for the man for THIRTY YEARS. You'd think there would be a mutal sense of loyalty here but I'm ap-
L. Vorenus says: Okay I think I hear the wife calling, EXCUSE ME.
Miles Edgeworth says: Oh, that reminds me, Stark; speaking of your children...
Miles Edgeworth says: A certain Miss Suzume Stark has decided to enter the law enforcement training, as she's out of high school.
L. Vorenus says: Is it true she's keeping an iron maiden in her office?
Tony Stark says: ...
Tony Stark says: I see. Wish her luck for me.
Miles Edgeworth says: In the office she's sharing with her superior, but yes.
L. Vorenus says: That's kinda creepy.
Tony Stark says: Heh. That's my girl.
L. Vorenus says: And thank you, Miles, for bringing this convesation from cheerful and amusing to down right depressing.
Miles Edgeworth says: Depressing, how so?
L. Vorenus says: You injected the real world into it
Miles Edgeworth says: Deal with it. Telling Stark this way saves everyone a wasted visit or valuable time on the phone.
L. Vorenus says: You couldn't have told him in private?
L. Vorenus says: The wife is seriously standing over my shoulder making the awkward turtle motion now.
L. Vorenus says: She says Hi, Tony.
Tony Stark says: ...Well hello.
Tony Stark says: Interesting that you're letting your wife read our chat, Lucius.
L. Vorenus says: Oh and wants to know if you've become anyone's prison bitch.
Miles Edgeworth says: Oh, I don't get a greeting? That hurts, Lucius.
Tony Stark says: No. No I haven't.
Miles Edgeworth says: ... Yes, that is your wife.
L. Vorenus says: That's what I said, Stark, but I just had to ask to be sure.
Miles Edgeworth says: And I told him here because she joined the force at her own risk. Everyone knows. It's hardly a private matter.
L. Vorenus says: Also Miles, Niobe says you get no greeting until you bring over more ice wine.
Tony Stark says: Hah
Miles Edgeworth says: Always with the requests. Just because the country is no longer dry doesn't automatically mean we must all turn into alcoholics.
L. Vorenus says: Yes, but you have a good store of the stuff and ice wine is damned expensive.
L. Vorenus says: It's a matter of sharing. She's offering the braised pork ribs and sausage dish in return.
Miles Edgeworth says: I'm not a fan of pork.
Tony Stark says: I love how half the things I was doing became legal AFTER I went to prison.
L. Vorenus says: Or whatever else you want
Tony Stark says: It's fantastic.
L. Vorenus says: Fortune pisses on you, Stark.
L. Vorenus says: Which is a nice change of pace from her pissing on me.
Tony Stark says: Oh really? I never would have known.
Miles Edgeworth says: That greatly amuses me.
Miles Edgeworth says: You have no idea.
Tony Stark says: I'm sure it does, Miles.
L. Vorenus says: Well it's not like drugs are legal.
L. Vorenus says: And I'm telling you, that's gonna be the next big one.
Miles Edgeworth says: Lucius, I have a big enough headache as it is.
L. Vorenus says: Just saying that you're going to have to switch gears and prepare yourself.
Miles Edgeworth says: I know.
Tony Stark says: Say, speaking of headaches
Tony Stark says: How's that blind kid doing?
Tony Stark says: Just out of curiosity.
Miles Edgeworth says: He's alive and well, actually.
Tony Stark says: I figured that much. Unfortunately.
L. Vorenus says: Meh, rumour is the hit on him has been lifted.
Miles Edgeworth says: I really have to ask: Why on earth did you take so much interest in him?
L. Vorenus says: Probably because he was such a pain in the ass to kill
Tony Stark says: There was a hit on him that paid a considerable amount of money. We tried like five times to kill him.
L. Vorenus says: That would do it.
Tony Stark says: He was a freakin' cockroach, geez.
Tony Stark says: And then the framing failed. Ugh.
L. Vorenus says: Lucky for us.
Tony Stark says: Yeah, congrats.
L. Vorenus says: Meant to ask how you got your hands on Emeraude anyway.
L. Vorenus says: While we're on the subject.
Tony Stark says: She came to me, actually.
L. Vorenus says: Bull.
Tony Stark says: It was pretty convenient.
Tony Stark says: No lie.
L. Vorenus says: What went down/
L. Vorenus says: ?
Tony Stark says: Heh. She was trying to kill me, apparently.
L. Vorenus says: Little thing like that?
Tony Stark says: You can guess what happened after that.
Tony Stark says: Surprising, I know.
Miles Edgeworth says: ... So you had your bodyguard kill her and you framed Gouka.
Tony Stark says: Didn't work, of course, but I have to hand it to her for her courage.
Tony Stark says: Yes. Yes I did.
Tony Stark says: But you figured that out, didn't you, Miles?
Miles Edgeworth says: Naturally.
L. Vorenus says: Well it's nice to know the full truth of the matter, I suppose.
Tony Stark says: Heh. Truly a competent D.A, you are.
Tony Stark says: Good to know the City is protected by a man like yourself.
Miles Edgeworth says: Spare me your flattery, from your mouth it means nothing.
L. Vorenus says: Stark are you being sincere or mocking?
L. Vorenus says: Cos I'm actually not able to figure out your tone through the screen.
Tony Stark says: Take a guess, Lucius.
Miles Edgeworth says: Really, Lucius? Really? I thought one was able to tell someone's tone through the letters on the screen quite easily.
L. Vorenus says: Oh shut up.
Tony Stark says: Heh heh heh
L. Vorenus says: Retirement's making my brain into MUSH
Miles Edgeworth says: It's always been that way.
L. Vorenus says: If I recall correctly that never stopped me from sending your mage flying into a cube made of gelatin.
L. Vorenus says: Which you then attempted to use as a mount.
L. Vorenus says: NOW whose brain is mush?
Miles Edgeworth says: Yours. Because if *I* remember correctly, I cast a Lightning spell and took your hit points to zero.
L. Vorenus says: OH YOU DID NOT.
Miles Edgeworth says: Now now, Lucius.
L. Vorenus says: You still tried to use a gelatinous cube as a mount.
Tony Stark says: ...well hello interesting piece of information. Yes, I'd love to spread you through the entire prison.
L. Vorenus says: ............
L. Vorenus says: STARK DON'T YOU DARE.
Tony Stark says: >B]
L. Vorenus says: DON'T YOU EVEN THINK ABOUT IT.
Tony Stark says: Oh it's already been thought.
Tony Stark says: I'm done with that step.
L. Vorenus says: I swear on Jupiter's stone if you do it I will come down there and PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE.
Tony Stark says: Yeah huh.
Miles Edgeworth says: I don't honestly care.
L. Vorenus says: >||||||||||
Tony Stark says: See? Miles here takes pride in his hobbies, nerdy as they may be.
L. Vorenus says: It was bad enough when Suoh found out and TRIED PLAYING WITH US
L. Vorenus says: That was a horrible experience.
L. Vorenus says: And almost resulted in death
L. Vorenus says: But spending more than five minutes in the boy's presence will do that
L. Vorenus says: Miles, you know he still calls me and tries to get me to do things?
L. Vorenus says: ......and I see the nerdiness has resulted in Tony spreading terrible rumours and Edgeworth rubbing the bridge of his nose, as usual
Tony Stark says: Heh.
Tony Stark says: Sorry bout that. Had to go relay the news and avoid a guard.
L. Vorenus says: Great. Thanks Stark, my reputation's ruined.
Tony Stark says: No problem. At least you're retired.
L. Vorenus says: Meh. Point.
Miles Edgeworth says: Excuse me, someone needed to give me a report.
L. Vorenus says: Hm? What
L. Vorenus says: s going on, anything interesting?
Miles Edgeworth says: It's nothing, actually.
L. Vorenus says: You saying that cos it's true or because Stark's in on our conversation
Tony Stark says: What could I do about it, anyway?
Miles Edgeworth says: Even if I wanted to lie, why would I tell the truth? Honestly, this should have gone to one of my subordinates.
Miles Edgeworth says: A lot, if you can access the internet from *jail.*
L. Vorenus says: Jail's for traffic violation, he's in prison.
Tony Stark says: Hmm. Good point.
Tony Stark says: Heh heh
Miles Edgeworth says: ... Amusing.
L. Vorenus says: Well it is true.
L. Vorenus says: I gotta admit I want to see this mad device you're using, Stark.
L. Vorenus says: Probably some sort of engineering achievement.
Tony Stark says: Trade secret, sorry.
L. Vorenus says: Uh-huh.
Miles Edgeworth says: We could always confiscate it.
Tony Stark says: If you could find it.
L. Vorenus says: Where would you be hiding it/!
Miles Edgeworth says: I'm sure we could.
L. Vorenus says: I mean really. Do you want us to do a cavity search for it?
Tony Stark says: Yawn.
Miles Edgeworth says: Wireless signal tracking.
L. Vorenus says: IP address
Tony Stark says: Also: Yawn.
L. Vorenus says: Gentlemen, if you will excuse me, the wife's announced dinner. And there is steak involved.
L. Vorenus says: Back in a bit.
Tony Stark says: Enjoy.
Miles Edgeworth says: ...
L. Vorenus says: What are the dots for, Miles?
Miles Edgeworth says: That's such an informal way of speaking to the D.A., Stark.
Tony Stark says: Hm?
Miles Edgeworth says: And if you want to wish your daughter luck, send her a letter.
Miles Edgeworth says: I'm not your messenger.
Tony Stark says: Fine, fine.
Tony Stark says: Just thought you'd be willing to help a father out.
Miles Edgeworth says: I have no sympathy for you. That sort of plea is pathetic.
Tony Stark says: And again: Yawn.
Miles Edgeworth says: As I said before, write a letter. [address posted here]
Tony Stark says: I will.
Miles Edgeworth says: So, Stark, I'm curious:
Tony Stark says: Hm?
Miles Edgeworth says: How surprised were you when the bodyguard sold information out?
Tony Stark says: A bit. Didn't expect it, I have to say.
Miles Edgeworth says: I doubt it. I must admit though, your case was the most... entertaining I've had so far.
L. Vorenus says: I return.
Miles Edgeworth says: That was fast.
Tony Stark says: Glad to have made someone happy.
Miles Edgeworth says: I wouldn't call it "happy."
L. Vorenus says: Did I miss anything between you two?
Miles Edgeworth says: No. Just banter.
L. Vorenus says: Looks more like you two having dualing sour faces through the internet.
L. Vorenus says: But whatever.
L. Vorenus says: Stark, was your daughter always so damn infuriating when she was fifteen?
Miles Edgeworth says: Why is she bothering you, Lucius?
Tony Stark says: ...interesting choice of band, Miles.
Miles Edgeworth says: ...
L. Vorenus says: Wife's claiming that it's "teenage girl stuff [I] wouldn't understand"
Tony Stark says: Didn't see you as a fan of metal.
Tony Stark says: Or rock, for that matter.
L. Vorenus says: ...Wait what?
L. Vorenus says: BAHAHAHA
Miles Edgeworth says: ...
Miles Edgeworth says: You were saying?
L. Vorenus says: That my daughter has become a hormonal witch and I have no idea how to deal with it.
Tony Stark says: Ouch.
L. Vorenus says: Hence why I asked Stark, I figured he would have some experience with it.
Miles Edgeworth says: This is why I never got married.
L. Vorenus says: Meh. That's because you lived in perpetual paranoia of getting shot for most of your life. One can hardly blame you
Miles Edgeworth says: That has nothing to do with women.
L. Vorenus says: True, but still, I'd argue that's a factor and we have a certain someone to thank for that
Miles Edgeworth says: Indeed.
Tony Stark says: Huh. Dianne says hi, Miles.
Miles Edgeworth says: I don't know a Dianne.
Tony Stark says: And she's asking about "Loid"?
L. Vorenus says: The dog we found in her apartment, I would assume?
Miles Edgeworth says: Ah, that Dianne. The dog is doing well.
Tony Stark says: She said thanks.
L. Vorenus says:
Pes and that thing interacting is pretty amusing, I have to admit.
Miles Edgeworth says:
They're dogs. Dogs interact, Lucius.
L. Vorenus says: Yes, but little yippy dog versus, well, Pes, makes me laugh
Miles Edgeworth says: He hasn't made much noise since moving, actually.
L. Vorenus says: Huh.
L. Vorenus says: Meh well, I'm getting pressured into buying a fuzzy animal of some sort.
L. Vorenus says: The girls also want to name whatever it is 'Ovaltine Jenkins.'
Tony Stark says: That is the greatest name I've heard in a while.
L. Vorenus says: I keep trying to convince them it's a horrible name
Miles Edgeworth says: Ovaltine Jenkins?
L. Vorenus says: Yes. Ovaltine Jenkins.
Miles Edgeworth says: The next thing they'll ask for is to make some sort of band and name it "Electric Pig."
Tony Stark says: Haha!
L. Vorenus says: No.
L. Vorenus says: Stop that.
L. Vorenus says: You'll give them ideas.
Miles Edgeworth says: Stop what?
Miles Edgeworth says: Are they reading this?
L. Vorenus says: My youngest is playing drums in her middle school band, I really don't want to deal with three more girls playing badly in my garage.
Miles Edgeworth says: Hah, that would be unfortunate.
Tony Stark says: How about "She Likes Cloth"?
Miles Edgeworth says: Perhaps, "Reasons to Wear Pants."
Tony Stark says: Oh that's a good one.
L. Vorenus says: Why would you name a band "Reasons to Wear Pants"?
L. Vorenus says: That's a stupid name!
Tony Stark says: Why not?
Tony Stark says: It's not stupid.
L. Vorenus says: Stark, are now going to start a prison band called "She Likes Cloth"?
Tony Stark says: ...hmm.
Tony Stark says: That's an excellent idea actually.
Miles Edgeworth says: ... Look what you did, Vorenus.
L. Vorenus says: Crap.
L. Vorenus says: Well at least it'll stop him from IMing US all the time
Tony Stark says: Always wanted to try my hand at the drums.
L. Vorenus says: That will end in many headaches
Miles Edgeworth says: Not for us.
L. Vorenus says: Unless he calls us to make us listen to him practice
Miles Edgeworth says: As if he could.
L. Vorenus says: He's sending us IMs, Miles
Miles Edgeworth says: As if he could make us or obligate us to listen to his practice.
Tony Stark says: Just wait, you'll be begging to hear me play.
L. Vorenus says: And now that you said that he WILL.
Tony Stark says: It's going to be amazing.
L. Vorenus says: I'm sure.
L. Vorenus says: And where are you getting instruments?
Miles Edgeworth says: I don't care--and most likely from our tax money.
L. Vorenus says: Look anyway. I'm being dragged off for family things/dealing with hormones/watching Food Network (guys, help, seriously.)
Tony Stark says: Food Network?
Miles Edgeworth says:
L. Vorenus says: Food Network.
Miles Edgeworth says: Spend time with your family, Lucius.
L. Vorenus says: If I ever see Alton Brown ever again it will be too soon.
L. Vorenus says: And Juno's cunt, cake decorating.
L. Vorenus says: WHY.
Miles Edgeworth says: Watch the language, and go.
L. Vorenus says: Miles, you are not my mother
Miles Edgeworth says: I also have no family and you should consider yourself lucky. Go.