Mafia Verse Chat Log: Vorenus and Tony on MSN
I don't even know. Ryoko and I were on MSN and our respective names are currently 'Tony Stark' and 'L. Vorenus'. I remarked " based on our respective names at the mo' why am I seeing Tony and Lucius exchanging angry IMs?" and we started just doing it. Below is what happened. ALSO CAPSLOCK.
L. Vorenus says: >| I SEE WHAT U DID THAR STARK
Tony Stark says: WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT LUCIUS HO HO HO
L. Vorenus says: HOW THE HELL DID YOU GET ON MY CONTACT LIST ANYWAY
L. Vorenus says: AND ARE YOU TRYING TO SOUND THREATENING?
L. Vorenus says: YOU SOUND MORE LIKE SANTA THAN SATAN
Tony Stark says: I HAVE CONNECTIONS EVERYWHERE EVEN WITH YOU AND YOU DON'T EVEN REALIZE IT
Tony Stark says: IT JUST SEEMED LIKE AN APPROPRIATE LAUGH AT THE TIME
L. Vorenus says: WELL STOP THAT, YOU SOUND IDIOTIC.
Tony Stark says: NO U
L. Vorenus says: Oh well THAT'S mature.
L. Vorenus says: Most feared man in the entire mafia resorts to "NO u"
Tony Stark says: The most feared man in the entire mafia who you haven't caught yet HA
L. Vorenus says: 8|
Tony Stark says: B]
L. Vorenus says: Shut up.
Tony Stark says: You started it Lucius, I'm just along for the ride
L. Vorenus says: Shouldn't you be out there making my life Hell?
Tony Stark says: Oh don't worry, I can make your life Hell from here too
L. Vorenus says: What by going "HO HO HO"?
Tony Stark says: It's not like I don't have people to do work for me
Tony Stark says: It's like killing two birds with one stone, see, I can annoy you here personally and then I can have people go out and make trouble for you
Tony Stark says: It's an excellent deal, I have to tell you
L. Vorenus says: .................
L. Vorenus says: I don't even know how to respond to that
Tony Stark says: B]
L. Vorenus says: >||||
L. Vorenus says: I bet you're wearing those stupid sunglasses you always wear inside while you're typing to me, aren't you?
L. Vorenus says: You look fucking ridiculous in those.
Tony Stark says: Why the hell would I be wearing sunglasses inside
L. Vorenus says: I've seen you do it before.
Tony Stark says: What?
L. Vorenus says: Seriously.
Tony Stark says: You're just making things up now.
L. Vorenus says: Oh I am not.
Tony Stark says: It's not becoming of our City's police commissioner to lie, Lucius.
L. Vorenus says: Nor is it becoming of you to be even contacting me but since when does that stop you?
Tony Stark says: I do what I want, it's part of the job, you know.
L. Vorenus says: I was fairly certain your organization had a strict set of rules about contacting the police.
Tony Stark says: That only applies to if I'm actually -giving you information-
Tony Stark says: I can annoy you all I want, no problem
L. Vorenus says: Oh how lucky I am for that.
Tony Stark says: Yep, you should be greatful.
L. Vorenus says: Believe me I am.
L. Vorenus says: It is a blessing.
Tony Stark says: Good then. Glad you appreciate your good fortune.
L. Vorenus says: >| I SEE WHAT U DID THAR STARK
Tony Stark says: WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT LUCIUS HO HO HO
L. Vorenus says: HOW THE HELL DID YOU GET ON MY CONTACT LIST ANYWAY
L. Vorenus says: AND ARE YOU TRYING TO SOUND THREATENING?
L. Vorenus says: YOU SOUND MORE LIKE SANTA THAN SATAN
Tony Stark says: I HAVE CONNECTIONS EVERYWHERE EVEN WITH YOU AND YOU DON'T EVEN REALIZE IT
Tony Stark says: IT JUST SEEMED LIKE AN APPROPRIATE LAUGH AT THE TIME
L. Vorenus says: WELL STOP THAT, YOU SOUND IDIOTIC.
Tony Stark says: NO U
L. Vorenus says: Oh well THAT'S mature.
L. Vorenus says: Most feared man in the entire mafia resorts to "NO u"
Tony Stark says: The most feared man in the entire mafia who you haven't caught yet HA
L. Vorenus says: 8|
Tony Stark says: B]
L. Vorenus says: Shut up.
Tony Stark says: You started it Lucius, I'm just along for the ride
L. Vorenus says: Shouldn't you be out there making my life Hell?
Tony Stark says: Oh don't worry, I can make your life Hell from here too
L. Vorenus says: What by going "HO HO HO"?
Tony Stark says: It's not like I don't have people to do work for me
Tony Stark says: It's like killing two birds with one stone, see, I can annoy you here personally and then I can have people go out and make trouble for you
Tony Stark says: It's an excellent deal, I have to tell you
L. Vorenus says: .................
L. Vorenus says: I don't even know how to respond to that
Tony Stark says: B]
L. Vorenus says: >||||
L. Vorenus says: I bet you're wearing those stupid sunglasses you always wear inside while you're typing to me, aren't you?
L. Vorenus says: You look fucking ridiculous in those.
Tony Stark says: Why the hell would I be wearing sunglasses inside
L. Vorenus says: I've seen you do it before.
Tony Stark says: What?
L. Vorenus says: Seriously.
Tony Stark says: You're just making things up now.
L. Vorenus says: Oh I am not.
Tony Stark says: It's not becoming of our City's police commissioner to lie, Lucius.
L. Vorenus says: Nor is it becoming of you to be even contacting me but since when does that stop you?
Tony Stark says: I do what I want, it's part of the job, you know.
L. Vorenus says: I was fairly certain your organization had a strict set of rules about contacting the police.
Tony Stark says: That only applies to if I'm actually -giving you information-
Tony Stark says: I can annoy you all I want, no problem
L. Vorenus says: Oh how lucky I am for that.
Tony Stark says: Yep, you should be greatful.
L. Vorenus says: Believe me I am.
L. Vorenus says: It is a blessing.
Tony Stark says: Good then. Glad you appreciate your good fortune.