"[...]I am convinced that if we were to make any change in the First
Amendment, it should be to ban the use of metaphors in the discussion
of public policy"

-Barney Frank-

( I'm on a Dorothy Sayers kick lately )

( a story, and some random noodling )

Your Ultimate Purity Score Is... CategoryYour Score Average Self-Lovin'41.7%
When I think about you - or anyone - I touch myself 58.9%Shamelessness38.1%
Puts 'em on the glass 74.8% Sex Drive 68.4%
A fool for love, but not always72.7%Straightness8.9%
Knows the other body type like a map 37.4% Gayness 21.4%
Makes Dr. Frank-n-Furter look tame 75.8%
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1. My beloved critter, Casey
2. My ever-delightful sweetie, firecat.
3. My wise and patient sweetie, Ray.
4. Bittersweet chocolate pots de creme with marshmallow fluff.
5. Smutty crafts projects.
6. Talking to my father.
7. Birthday loot.
8. A five-day weekend.
9. Leopard-spotted pajamas.
10. Affectionate kitties.

I will not go out of my way to avoid F***ing Growth Experiences; nor will I go out of my way to seek them out, let alone cultivate them. My early indoctrination notwithstanding, suffering does not confer enlightenment, and things that taste bad are not automatically good for me.

Giving up Catholicism for Lent is harder than it looks...

Perhaps even impious, but my first thought on seeing this doll was

"yeah, I've had yeast infections that felt like that..."

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Not only did she remember me, she gave me my 1000th eBay feedback!