Yes, seriously.

We (that is, Mutti, J and I) went to see Twilight this morning. So as not offend any of my Twilight-loving friends, I'm placing my (first evah!) movie review under the cut. Be warned: underneath contains a whole lot of bashing and muchly delicious snarking. Oh, and spoilers abound. :D

( Oh, Stephenie Meyer, how shall I dissect thee? )