a) It is 3AM, I have to be up at 7 at the very latest. Why am I still awake?
b) Why is it that between 12-5AM there is always, without fail, a little gang of slugs hanging out in my kitchen?
c) Why is it that I always, without fail, tread on one?
d) Why is
this so interesting?
e) Why have I only just discovered
this?