All of the "We Ought Not Die Continues" to date in one place...

[kyanoswolf]

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Title: We Ought Not Die Continues
Authors: emrinalexander and kyanoswolfPairing: Clark and Lex

Comments

[emrinalexander]

WOW - when you see it all in one place, there's so much more written than I would've thought!

[kyanoswolf]

And we haven't even picked a name for the baby yet! Much less put Clark through a painful labor and forced Lex to figure out how to get him to the Fortress on time.

Just think about the second trimester sex cravings...

[emrinalexander]

The second trimester should be an exhausting one ... for Lex *G*. Who will find himself standing in the middle of the bathroom one day, with no idea why he is in there, at which point he'll actually find himself thinking that there really WAS such a thing as too much mind-blowing sex *G*.

And, then, of course, after Master Kent-Luthor arrives (with name) he will, of course, be a night-baby, so that both Clark and Lex end up feeling like walking sleep-deprived zombies - and of course, Helga won't hear of them hiring "some stranger to be a nanny," so she takes over the baby-minding duties when the boys can't, although, of course, being Helga she feels that "having children and dealing with them yourself is the reason you have children, not to farm them out to hired strangers." At which point Lex buries the "nanny" idea forever and realizes he's always going to smell burped up baby formula, no matter how old their Kid(s) is/are *G*.

I can be really evil.

I'm Not Really Anonymous!

[emrinalexander]

Crap, I forgot to sign in again - that was me in case you were wondering!

[maigie2010]

This was a good idea to put it all together. I caught two sections that I had missed previously. Also, I believe you missed one entry: Helga's email to the AI to protest naming the heir Erok-El and wherein we find out that she is Mossad.

I love this universe, reading it brings a smile everytime I think of lychee, eel and wheatgrass as a prevention for hormonal mood swings. Kudos to you and emerin and I do hope more is forthcoming.

PS: Love that Lex is building a cradle. How is he handling business long distance?

[ladydey]

Helga's Mossad - damn, I missed that part.

[kyanoswolf]

We've been speculating on that for a while. She finally confirmed it when she went after the AI. I put her letter in the update.

[kyanoswolf]

Thanks for the catch. I put Helga's email in its place.

The lychee, eel and wheatgrass were as weird a combination as I could come up with.

As to his business, I guess he's doing it by video conferences, meetings at the mansion and the occasional helicopter flight to Metropolis.

[ladydey]

I am loving this - especially the AI (tree-dwelling monkey butt, indeed - I think that's a first for Lex).

There were some parts I missed, thanks for putting it all together.

[kyanoswolf]

I'll try to update this file each time we do a section with comments so that it all stays together. And once we finish, we'll polish it up and post a beta'd version.

[supercaptain182]

This is an awesome WIP. I love the written judo between Helga and The AI. This is too cute!

[kyanoswolf]

Thank you. Nansi and I have been having a blast writing in this universe. It's just an excuse to be just a bit wacky.

Don't mess with Helga. She's a bit protective of her boys.

[dolimir_k]

Thank you!

[kyanoswolf]

You're welcome!