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There was a large maniacal pumpkin on a stick that was terrorizing the land. Actually, it was the guy carrying the stick, but no one saw him. They only saw the pumpkin. His name was Ertwine the Pumpkin, and he was not happy ( Read more... )

in the fruitless valley, the watermelon is king ( Read more... )

I am glad that the government doesn't dictate the number of socks that people own. I would hate to be out in the middle of a field in the winter with just one sock. I don't think that they would give you one sock, but if you lose one you are screwed. Maybe they would give you one pair a day, or maybe one a week. They might even give you eight ( Read more... )