Ladies, ladies, ladies,

Those of you looking to lose a friend have often tried setting them up with me. There are, however, a couple of things you should consider first.

• No kids
  
• If they have spent the last two years celibate for Jesus, we probably aren’t a good match.
  

Thanks in advance,

Will

fuck

Magdy el-Nashar. He’s a 33-year old Egyptian arrested Friday morning in Cairo, and thought to be what they call a ‘’little emir’‘ -- i.e., the head honcho in the local terrorist cell, the one who fires up the suicide bombers. Until his timely disappearance, he was a biochemist studying at Leeds University and it’s in his apartment the London ( Read more... )

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‘Lil Kim is going to do a ’Lil Time for a ‘Lil perjury.

Her fans were holding signs that “Real Men Don’t Snitch”. This was the second shooting to have taken place outside of a New York rap station.

When was the last time anything like this happened to a musician?

Sigh.

How does that bit about a fool and his money go?

“The ladies will always walk over and check out the flowers,” she said of female spirits. As for the male ghosts, “They have to count how many cars are in the funeral procession.”

Spirits who refuse to cross over are the ones that keep Winkowski busy. She charges $100 or more to guide them to the ( Read more... )

Apparently, the Prairie Home Keg Party didn’t go over as well as some might have hopped.

Sorry about that.

Eat it

From the the Times

Then, the next year, Ms. Parasol struck up the relationship that would transform her company into the giant it is today. She spoke with Anurag Dikshit

Sweet.

The ideal state for a philosopher, indeed, is celibacy tempered by polygamy.

-- H. L. Menken