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[kurtilicious11]

Can somebody please explain to me what’s going on? Because I get the feeling we’re not in Kansas anymore. And if I can put that together without the cute little blue gingham dress, something is really messed up.

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[geokinetic]

Wrong fairytale. You're in Wonderland.

[kurtilicious11]

What, like Alice in Wonderland? I don't think I could pull that look off, even if I were into wearing dresses...

[geokinetic]

Basically, yeah.

...Uh. Well. Nobody's going to make you wear anything...

[kurtilicious11]

Who knows what happens in hallucinations...

[idkmybfftony]

Kansas?

Oh, so you're American!

[kurtilicious11]

Yeah, but I'm not from Kansas.

[idkmybfftony]

Well you know what it is, so that's enough!

Where are you from, then?

[kurtilicious11]

Ohio. Lima, specifically.

[rookie_deadman]

I'm told this place is called Wonderland. No one knows how we get here, but it seems like we can't leave.

[kurtilicious11]

But I have to go to school and glee club.

[rookie_deadman]

Oh... I haven't been here very long, so I don't really know how things work yet. But I'm pretty sure you don't have to do those things here.

[kurtilicious11]

I have to do them in Lima and if I'm here, I can't. Thus the problem.

[fireworksntea]

"Cute blue gingham dress"?

[kurtilicious11]

Yes. Judy Garland makes it look absolutely adorable in The Wizard of Oz.

[fireworksntea]

She's an illustrator?

[kurtilicious11]

No, an actress.

[elegantvirtuoso]

Your assumption is correct. This is a nation known as Wonderland. Unfortunately, you will likely be remaining for some time, as no one has found a way out as of present.

[kurtilicious11]

But I have to go home. I have glee rehearsal on Monday and a sale to go to.

[elegantvirtuoso]

Hm. Sales are very important...

Sadly, it does not change the situation. All of us have been trapped here for some time.

[kurtilicious11]

I'm never going to get one of those hats that the guards at Buckingham Palace wear...