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[kurtilicious11]

Can somebody please explain to me what’s going on? Because I get the feeling we’re not in Kansas anymore. And if I can put that together without the cute little blue gingham dress, something is really messed up.

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[kurtilicious11]

...no, I'm from my house.

[kurtilicious11]

Yeah, but I'm not from Kansas. Haven't you ever seen The Wizard of Oz?

[solidarius]

You've been drawn into what seems to be some sort of crossroads of worlds. There is no escape, but the mansion will provide you with sundries. Therea re others here also in denial, so you aren't completely alone.

[kurtilicious11]

I'm not in denial, I'm creeped out.

[solidarius]

And not without reason, this place is not a vacation. It's dangerous.

[kurtilicious11]

It's just a hallucination. And Mr. Shu's gonna have a field day with whoever put something in my drink. I haven't had an open drink anywhere except around the glee club, so it had to be one of them...

[doesntneedpants]

Nah, not Kansas, but you can probably find a dress if you really want to.

Hi! I'm Aang. Welcome to Wonderland.

[kurtilicious11]

I don't actually want the dress. I was just making a point.

Kurt Hummel.

[doesntneedpants]

Where are you from, Kurt? I'm from the Four Nations. You might not have heard of it, but that's okay.

[kurtilicious11]

Lima, Ohio. In America.

[magyarfujoshi]

Oh, I remember that movie! I liked her shoes more than the dress, though.

This is Wonderland, though, not Oz. And it's less safe than the book. Still kind of like an acid trip, though not that I would know.

[kurtilicious11]

The shoes were cute, too.

So I've been told. Even though, people keep saying I'm not hallucinating.

[magyarfujoshi]

Yeah, it's not a hallucination, sorry. I've never heard of a hallucination lasting three months, anyway.

I know it all sounds crazy, believe me, but the best advice I can give you is to claim a room and watch out for the Queen of Hearts. She doesn't show up often, but when she does, it's... not fun. The kitchen is always fully stocked, though!

[kurtilicious11]

O...kay? I kinda just walked into the first room that I didn't hear anyone in and it doesn't look like anyone's stuff is in here, so I guess I'm staying.