Kurt and Blaine, and Will and Gracesj_rNovember 2 2010, 20:25:27 UTC
One of them is a huge W&G fan, and attempts to convert the other, with marathons and lengthy rants and kisses. Bonus points for continuous snarking about the LGBT community and any mention of Sue.
Re: Kurt and Blaine, and Will and GracequackaquackaNovember 2 2010, 23:49:59 UTC
I somehow completely missed your title and spent about five minutes wondering what Wallace and Gromit had to do with the LGBT community, and if I even wanted to know the answer to that question.
But now I've actually read it properly - seconded!
Re: Kurt and Blaine, and Will and Gracepyro_semiNovember 10 2010, 17:44:53 UTC
I cracked up reading your Wallace and Gromit comment! Oh my god I'm like literally rolling on my bed cracking up.
I somehow completely missed your title and spent about five minutes wondering what Wallace and Gromit had to do with the LGBT community, and if I even wanted to know the answer to that question.- THIS. Thank you for making me laugh a good while after I've had a crappy morning so far.
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November 21 2010, 09:21:36 UTC
When Kurt brings Blaine to his house, he knows that there's a good chance that his dad will be up in the office doing paperwork for the garage. In fact, he's sort of counting on it because he's a little terrified of what could happen. His dad knows that he and Blaine are kind of a thing, so it could end with his dad scaring the living hell out of Blaine.
Of course, Kurt often forgets that the universe kind of hates him, so he shouldn't be surprised that his dad is in the kitchen. He's actually chopping up vegetables, so his dad's in the kitchen wielding a knife. Perfect.
"Hey," Burt says when the front door closes.
"Hey," Kurt replies, looking back at Blaine. He nods toward the direction of his room, hoping Blaine will get the hint.
Again, the universe has something against him or there's also a new possibility that Blaine has zero self-preservation instincts because he's walking toward the kitchen
( ... )
K/B + Finn dudelikecoolNovember 3 2010, 00:28:42 UTC
Finn, being the awesomely overprotective big brother the we all know he really is, Tells Blaine that if he ever hurts Kurt or pushes him too fast, Finn won't hesitate to castrate him.
Bonus if he tells Blaine this while doing the dishes and holding a rather large knife.
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But now I've actually read it properly - seconded!
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I somehow completely missed your title and spent about five minutes wondering what Wallace and Gromit had to do with the LGBT community, and if I even wanted to know the answer to that question.- THIS. Thank you for making me laugh a good while after I've had a crappy morning so far.
Also, third!
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Of course, Kurt often forgets that the universe kind of hates him, so he shouldn't be surprised that his dad is in the kitchen. He's actually chopping up vegetables, so his dad's in the kitchen wielding a knife. Perfect.
"Hey," Burt says when the front door closes.
"Hey," Kurt replies, looking back at Blaine. He nods toward the direction of his room, hoping Blaine will get the hint.
Again, the universe has something against him or there's also a new possibility that Blaine has zero self-preservation instincts because he's walking toward the kitchen ( ... )
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Carole smiles. "Oh, aren't you just sweet?"
Kurt feels like he did when he slipped on the buttered floor in the choir room: breathless, kind of embarrassed, and really confused. "Wait, what?"
"Alright, everyone out," Burt says as he rinses off the cutting board. "Except Blaine. You three go somewhere and don't eavesdrop."
Instead of protesting, Kurt's herded to the hallway by Carole with Finn following closely behind them.
"What the hell just happened?" Kurt hisses to her.
"Blaine's scoring major points, that's what," Carole says, smiling. "I think he's a great kid, Kurt. He's polite, very sweet, really cute ( ... )
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Bonus if he tells Blaine this while doing the dishes and holding a rather large knife.
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http://community.livejournal.com/kurt_blaine/26959.html
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