ewwwwwww- strike......

HUdaman66: *******: dear mikey-poo: ******: i just wanted to say good night. I love you beary beary much.
HUdaman66: ...
sarsfriedrice: thank you brian
HUdaman66: HAHAHAHAHA
sarsfriedrice: i love you too
HUdaman66: anyway, back to business
sarsfriedrice: no brian, since you love me, i have to say it back

ni hao ma, girl.

Chick #1: Like I lost 18 pounds, does it show?
Chick #2: Yeah! How did you do it?
Chick #1: I stop eating at 4 every day.
Chick #2: Wow, is that healthy?
Chick #1: I dunno, it works. It started when my trainer said,
"Bitch, you're fat. Face it, your BMI is too high."

cigars are some of the best shit out there

i had my best buzz since the first time i smoked cigarettes

not that you do or anything... changed s/n's... sarsfriedrice... bitches...

what's everyone's schedule look like? who's your homeroom teacher and such?

This question was posed:

( Do you rub your nipples when you're in the bathtub? )

i hate black people. i really do. they're so fucking LOUD.

i guess i have to be with you assholes for another year.....