I totally hung up on a member of Congress tonight ( Read more... )

Here's my just-updated resume. I'm just posting it for the utter hell of it.

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Ton 10 Ways To Get A First-Class UpgradeAh, the BS alarm. I think there literally should be one installed on every phone in every call center in America. A bright "Ding ding ding!" goes off when someone's having you on. That and the electro-shock button. And the sarcas-o-meter, which raises the rate the snarkier a caller gets ( Read more... )

Northwest to shut off one engine on domestic flights to cut costs.

Yeah, satire, but I still did a double-take.

Don't let me become an old person. By that I don't mean kill me on my 60th birthday, I mean... okay, there was this lady who was looking into these flights. Detroit-Dallas, nonstop, two week advance, I gave her $335. She goes all sad because it was $308 two days ago. I tell ehr the fare doesn't exist anymore, fuel prices, screws fall out all the ( Read more... )

After looking at the last.... huge bunch of posts, I have concluded that my head is so far up my ass that I'm looking out at the world via my own neck.

And that's not just the 24oz Baccardi Silver O3 I just killed talking. And I needed that giant-sized unbeer. See that moon? Close enough to full as to make no odds. Have you any idea what that ( Read more... )

Keri: "Blah blah airline, what do you want ( Read more... )

( Involving OSes and file extentions. )

Okay. Suppose you've had cancer twice and you're on a medication for that. You are also on antidepressants. You plan on travelling by air from Minneapolis to Bozeman in mid-December ( Read more... )

So it's supposed to be like 26 here, wind chill in the teens. Well, that's overnight 'cause we're Florida and we're sissys. Still. ::snuggles in ehr UT sweatshirt ( Read more... )