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My paper
me: negra you best haev mah paper ( Read more... ) -
New video!
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RAGE!
I wish I hadn't flossed tonight ( Read more... ) -
The internet is a great service!
4chan is my favorite place on the internet for all time ever.
Currently there is a civil war being fought over whether or not this person is adorable or absolute cancer:
In the end, it doesn't matter what you think, just know that the place where Rick Rolling and Tay Zonday came from is currently in full battlemode and cannot make up its mind ( Read more... ) -
One of those posts
I used to write for a living. Now I only write when I feel like it accomplishes something. Most of the time, at least ( Read more... ) -
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Think I had a whole whirlwind tied up in my unmaintained beard ( Read more... ) -
Also!
Last night I
- shot a firecracker that was held in place by my rectum
- played Cranium
It was an impeccable new years eve. - shot a firecracker that was held in place by my rectum
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Hmmm, 2009 you feel so good, but can I have my cellphone back?
Everyone's 30g Zunes flipped out yesterday, and today my sweet LG phone will not hold a charge, while it did yesterday. I blame 2009, the leap year, the fact that I have yet to eat a meal this year, that my toe is stubbed and yet I know not how! These are my strawmen.
Other than all that, it already feels like a good year to turn into steam ( Read more... )
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