In the suburbs and boroughs of Little Briton people have gnomes in their front gardens. These gnomes are made of plastic or ceramics or some type of synthetic stone but in the heart of the capital we have the real thing ( Read more... )

I thought losing my glasses yesterday was too much excitement until I go home. Where I ran into my friend, Helene, and previous co-tenant of my, almost deserted, apartment building who revealed her new digs are appalling so has been sleeping in my building, moving from room to room to avoid the landlord. She asked me to cover for her. I tried to ( Read more... )

Our first meeting of 2016 we will be in one of Streatham Library's meeting rooms on Monday the 7 March. So just pop in to Streatham Library on the day and ask at the library staff desk which meeting room we are meeting in ( Read more... )

Pretty much my first day in my *apartment building* due for redevelopment in 3/4 weeks with the 92.5%  of the noisy, destructive, residents gone and I oversleep. Who would have thought it?

A new year, a new start ( Read more... )

I got up a bit late. Put the kettle on n the 2nd floor kitchen and rushed to the 3rd floor bathroom for a quick wash and shave. My shared bathroom on the 2nd floor has long since been wrecked by other residents. Upon finishing my ablutions I went to one functioning toilet, it's an old office building washroom with toilet cubicles. The door was ( Read more... )

I was woken at 3:30 this morning by someone trying to force their way into my room. In a shared building it happens. People get drunk and forget which identical looking door leads to the apartment/room they're supposed to be in. But then I could hear them trying every door in the building. The building is being vacated to be turned into luxury ( Read more... )

Our next meeting we will be meeting in one of Streatham Library's meeting rooms on Monday the 7 December. So just pop in to Streatham Library on the day and ask at the library staff desk which meeting room we are meeting in ( Read more... )

Our next meeting we will be meeting in one of Streatham Library's meeting rooms on Monday the 2 November. So just pop in to Streatham Library on the day and ask at the library staff desk which meeting room we are meeting in ( Read more... )

Our next meeting we will be meeting in one of Streatham Library's meeting rooms on Monday the 5 October. So just pop in to Streatham Library on the day and ask at the library staff desk which meeting room we are meeting in ( Read more... )