VS Arashi 2018.11.22 - Pets memories (EN + IT subs)
Hiii! I'm back with a new Intro Talk translation after so long x.x I actually should have a couple of Intro Talks that I translated but I never posted, so I might post them later (with or without pics, it will depend on if I have the episode on my laptop.) For now, I wanted to post this translation from last week's VSA in which the guys talk about pets. Sho's laugh was something to behold tbh.
Enjoy! :D
[[I sub per questa IntroTalk tradotti in italiano sono disponibili QUI sul forum arashics.]]
※ Translation is mine, so please feel free to point out any mistakes etc. ※
NB:
S: Sho
N: Nino
A: Aiba
J: Jun
O: Ohno
S: Well then, today is pet thanksgiving day. The people who had a pet when they were little are...
N and A: Me.
S: Ninomiya-san, Aiba-san, and Ohno-san - the other day at Music Station you talked about...
J: Me.
S: Eh!?
A: You had a pet?
N: Even though you're hated by animals that much.
What a lil shit™, I missed him
J: No, no, when I was a kid they didn't hate me.
N: Eh!?
O: It was different?
S and N: What pet did you have?
J: I had a hamster.
A: It's the same as Ohno-san, right?
O: That's right.
J: No, well, I can't compete with Ohno-san.
BOX: [A picture of Ohno saying:] When I kept hamsters, more than 10 pups were born so I distributed them around the neighborhood.
A: So you kept silent about it.
J: I did.
S: Is that so? As expected, if you talk about pets, Aiba-san, right? He actually...
A: To start with, since I can remember there were the peacocks, right?
S: We heard about that roughly 4 years ago. Everyone was like "Eh? Really?"
A: [in the VTR] Until I was in elementary school, I owned a pair of peacocks.
S: [in the VTR] Eh!? I had no idea!
N: [in the VTR] That's scary.
A: I thought everybody had one. But our [pets] were pretty special.
S: Right.
N: Basically, he's a specially rich person.
Lil shit™ is on a roll tonight *slow clap*
A: No,we weren't rich. We weren't rich.
N: I don't get this way of spending money.
A: Then, I also had a parrot. It was quite a big one.
S: Did it talk?
A: My parents tried their best to teach it. But then, before it could remember, it flew away.
He's so pretty :'( Why, Sakurai :'(
S: Nino too, right?
A: You had one, right?
N: I had a dog. But it wasn't that special.
J: What was its name again?
N: Haru-chan.
J: Haru-chan, right.
I don't know who's the cutest: smol nino, the puppy, or lil shit™ :'(
A: It was cute.
S: I also tried to get a dog. I had a discussion with my younger sister and younger brother, trying to understand what to do, and I bought something like a dog encyclopedia
J: For research, right?
N: Ah, for research.
S: We would discuss saying stuff like "isn't it like this?". So I said "I will talk to our parents" and I hid [the book] in my room.
N: In your room.
S: One day, the book that I tried so hard to hide, I left it in the living room. It was as shocking as if a porn magazine had been found. I was like "Eh? Why?". And my mother said "who will take care of it?".
Sakurai-mama is my fave btw, I stan.
S: No dog.
N: We're grateful, right?
S: Yes. I feel grateful.
Little Nino and his dog were the best thing of this intro talk and I haven't really stopped weeping since I saw that pic tbh ;______;
Enjoy! :D
[[I sub per questa IntroTalk tradotti in italiano sono disponibili QUI sul forum arashics.]]
※ Translation is mine, so please feel free to point out any mistakes etc. ※
NB:
S: Sho
N: Nino
A: Aiba
J: Jun
O: Ohno
S: Well then, today is pet thanksgiving day. The people who had a pet when they were little are...
N and A: Me.
S: Ninomiya-san, Aiba-san, and Ohno-san - the other day at Music Station you talked about...
J: Me.
S: Eh!?
A: You had a pet?
N: Even though you're hated by animals that much.
What a lil shit™, I missed him
J: No, no, when I was a kid they didn't hate me.
N: Eh!?
O: It was different?
S and N: What pet did you have?
J: I had a hamster.
A: It's the same as Ohno-san, right?
O: That's right.
J: No, well, I can't compete with Ohno-san.
BOX: [A picture of Ohno saying:] When I kept hamsters, more than 10 pups were born so I distributed them around the neighborhood.
A: So you kept silent about it.
J: I did.
S: Is that so? As expected, if you talk about pets, Aiba-san, right? He actually...
A: To start with, since I can remember there were the peacocks, right?
S: We heard about that roughly 4 years ago. Everyone was like "Eh? Really?"
A: [in the VTR] Until I was in elementary school, I owned a pair of peacocks.
S: [in the VTR] Eh!? I had no idea!
N: [in the VTR] That's scary.
A: I thought everybody had one. But our [pets] were pretty special.
S: Right.
N: Basically, he's a specially rich person.
Lil shit™ is on a roll tonight *slow clap*
A: No,we weren't rich. We weren't rich.
N: I don't get this way of spending money.
A: Then, I also had a parrot. It was quite a big one.
S: Did it talk?
A: My parents tried their best to teach it. But then, before it could remember, it flew away.
He's so pretty :'( Why, Sakurai :'(
S: Nino too, right?
A: You had one, right?
N: I had a dog. But it wasn't that special.
J: What was its name again?
N: Haru-chan.
J: Haru-chan, right.
I don't know who's the cutest: smol nino, the puppy, or lil shit™ :'(
A: It was cute.
S: I also tried to get a dog. I had a discussion with my younger sister and younger brother, trying to understand what to do, and I bought something like a dog encyclopedia
J: For research, right?
N: Ah, for research.
S: We would discuss saying stuff like "isn't it like this?". So I said "I will talk to our parents" and I hid [the book] in my room.
N: In your room.
S: One day, the book that I tried so hard to hide, I left it in the living room. It was as shocking as if a porn magazine had been found. I was like "Eh? Why?". And my mother said "who will take care of it?".
Sakurai-mama is my fave btw, I stan.
S: No dog.
N: We're grateful, right?
S: Yes. I feel grateful.
Little Nino and his dog were the best thing of this intro talk and I haven't really stopped weeping since I saw that pic tbh ;______;